@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

<anon>

[bespredel]

Yeah the kind of joy I'd like to throw right into the sun.

Who pissed in your cheerios?

No, I get it. You're probably some pathetic loveless fucktard who complains about the friendzone, but you're a nice guy, really. Piece of shit. No wonder no one will ever love you.

<anon>

[apt666]

Been there, done that. I'm not some heartbroken idiot. Besides, I'm not the one seeking advice and being falsely optimistic.

Self-fulfilling prophecies are a thing. So if you fear something enough, you'll dream it into existence, or look for any instance that it could potentially come true.

<anon>

[bespredel]

I didn't say you were heartbroken, I said you never even got the chance to start.

I know they're a thing, but I'm not some optimistic dumbass. We're enduring, and what are significant others for if not taking care of, and helping to address one another's fears? We'll be just fine.

<anon>

[apt666]

You seem to know an awful lot about me. Anything else you care to indulge? Maybe you'll actually get something correct.

It's funny. Since you talk like he's unwilling to let that happen.

<anon>

[bespredel]

You can't convince me that I haven't hit the nail on the head, asshole.

Now who's the one acting like they know anything about anyone? Don't make me laugh.

<anon>

[apt666]

Why should I?


Except you literally said that he won't talk about it.

<anon>

[bespredel]

God, even in text you sound like a huge fucking whiny baby. I hope I never have to meet your pathetic ass in person.

<anon>

[apt666]

Maybe you have already! I'm certainly no child. Maybe you're projecting?

<anon>

[bespredel]

Maybe so. But I feel like I'd remember kicking your pathetic whiny ass.

Man that's the shittiest come back I've ever heard; it's barely a step up from 'I know you are but what am I?' Pathetic, dude.

<anon>

[apt666]

You'd be the first who could. But no, you probably wouldn't remember, which I prefer.

But am I wrong? I've spent time around angry teenagers. I know how they get.