@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

[bastardofipswich]

now you're getting it

what'd you do?

[volitaunt]

betrayed someone. trusted them, made them trust me, took it away. someone who

he doesn't trust easy

[bastardofipswich]

oh
i've kinda done that before

[volitaunt]

yeah?

have to ask--did you break the never apologize rule?

[bastardofipswich]

no

[ After some thought, he sends a second message. Time for some ACTUAL SERIOUSNESS: ]

i might've though
eventually

[volitaunt]

don't have the chance any more?

[bastardofipswich]

nope

so idk
i guess that makes me a cauuuutionaaaary taaaale 👻

[volitaunt]

maybe. or it just makes you human.

[bastardofipswich]

being human kind of sucks
let's get refunds

[volitaunt]

being a sentient in general kind of sucks

most days i prefer it to the alternative, though

[bastardofipswich]

counterpoint: have you ever tried the alternative?
maybe it's pretty cool

[volitaunt]

more like pretty final.

not being able to help my friends, to fight my war, see my family?

i'll take the shit and shovel it along with the rest of the universe.

[bastardofipswich]

yeah i guess those are good incentives
but some of us don't have any of that so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[volitaunt]

[ Look at that, Poe is taking a minute to consider his answer. MIRACLES. ]

don't have it back home or don't have it here? i could help with one of those, anyway.

[bastardofipswich]

back home
jury's still out on this place
who knows! dying might've actually been an improvement for me

[volitaunt]

well, shit.

[bastardofipswich]

i know right???
luckily i've still got an AMAZING disposition
all things considered ;)

[volitaunt]

you new here?

[bastardofipswich]

not really
kind of
yes and no

[volitaunt]

ah.

[ Chase u obvious. Except: ]

sorry about the whole dying thing.

[ SINCE CLEARLY CHASE IS NOT LIKE. IN A PLACE TO DEAL WITH IT SERIOUSLY, ON AN ANONBOARD.

Plus it feels weird, knowing it's Chase, like he has some kind of advantage now. ]

[bastardofipswich]

[ what no he's super stealthy ]

thanks i guess!
it's nbd

[ EXCEPT IT OBVIOUSLY IS A BD ]

[volitaunt]

[ okay but ]

what's nbd mean?

[bastardofipswich]

no big deal

[volitaunt]

oh, right. that makes sense.

look, i gotta come clean. i'm pretty sure i know who i'm talking to.

[bastardofipswich]

what

[ How could it be? He's so good at anon!! ]

if you know who i am then you should spill who you are
only fair!