causational: (shy)
Eddie Thawne ([personal profile] causational) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-04-24 06:42 pm

@det.prettyboy; text

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!
deploy: (john106)

[personal profile] deploy 2018-04-28 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is definitely Chase. How many dead, mouthy eighteen-year-olds can there be in Riverview?]

Sure. Where you're from.

You can actually die here.

I hope you knew that.
bastardofipswich: DORMS (TheCovenant2216)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2018-04-28 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There are dozens of us! DOZENS! ]

i KNOW
jeez


[ For all his flippancy... Chase is definitely acutely aware of the reality that he could die again and stay dead. IT KIND OF HAUNTS HIM, but hey, that just means he gets to mask it in sarcasm. ]
deploy: (john13)

[personal profile] deploy 2018-04-28 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You should be carrying a tazer.

Do you have one?
bastardofipswich: DORMS (TheCovenant2266)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2018-04-28 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
i've got something better than a tazer
deploy: (john78)

[personal profile] deploy 2018-04-28 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well don't tell me what it is.

Just keep it in your pocket, and only use it if you have to.

There's no better weapon than the element of surprise.
bastardofipswich: DORMS (TheCovenant2218)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2018-04-28 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
good advice
thanks anonymous dad
deploy: (pic#12143364)

[personal profile] deploy 2018-04-28 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

And while we're at it? Practice safe sex.

Wear a helmet.
bastardofipswich: DORMS (TheCovenant2221)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2018-04-28 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
ok well now you made it embarrassing
deploy: (john91)

[personal profile] deploy 2018-04-28 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that what dads do?
bastardofipswich: DORMS (Default)

[personal profile] bastardofipswich 2018-04-28 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
so i hear!
my old man never so much as gave me The Talk

probably for the best though
i doubt he knew anything about gay sex
deploy: custom by <lj user="deploy"> (Default)

[personal profile] deploy 2018-05-06 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're dead AND gay?

Kid you've had a rough go of it.