@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

<anon>

[relieable]

[????]

i took ballet when i was a kid
dunno if thats really provocative

<anon>

[tevinteraltus]

[ Oh. ]

As provocative as a stiff breeze, I suspect.
Perhaps you should stick to direction.
You can be direct can't you?

<anon>

[relieable]

most of the time yeah
im a natural born leader!

[stop]

<anon>

[tevinteraltus]

A natural born-
No.
That is not what I meant.

Are you certain you're ready for this?

<anon>

[relieable]

idk i thought i was
like back at home i watched a lot of porn
but i really dont know much about relationships
this is my first one

<anon>

[tevinteraltus]

Ah.

[Well.]

Oh, Maker. It isn't that you're looking for advice on how to seduce your man. You would rather like to know how it is the topic should be breached in the confines of a relationship.
I have literally no idea.
Though
I may be able to find a book on the topic.
Would that suffice?

<anon>

[relieable]

i mean i want both
but i think ive got a better understanding of what to do thanks to everyone helping out
so its ok
thanks for your help too

<anon>

[tevinteraltus]

Ah. Yes, quite.
You're welcome.

I do hope this doesn't go too poorly.

<anon>

[relieable]

[ah...]

you n me both anon