@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

< anon >

[dothelokimotion]

In Loving Memory.

< anon >

[worldsaway]

You're not very anonymous.

< anon >

[dothelokimotion]

Neither were you.

[worldsaway]

Nobody else figured it out.

[dothelokimotion]

It wouldn't have taken them that long.

[worldsaway]

That's not true. Not everybody knows me.

[dothelokimotion]

Well, you should change that.

Especially if you're running your campaign at some point.

[worldsaway]

I didn't expect you to remember that. Did I tell you I got a promotion?

I don't think I want them to know me and associate me with my grievances, anyway.

[dothelokimotion]

You did not.

Having grievances will connect you to the common folk. It makes you relatable. How do you think Asgard became so fond of me?

[worldsaway]

I assumed it had something to do with pretending to be Odin.

[dothelokimotion]

[ That . . . rankles a little. ]

Well, that and none of them could resist a sob story.

[worldsaway]

[Thor doesn't think much of it, but he's still a mix of impressed and annoyed when he thinks of Loki's time ruling Asgard.]

I'm not sure I want to go the way of the hard done by underdog. I don't think I carry it very well.

[dothelokimotion]

You need to think of something. I can't work with your image unless you have an idea of who you want to be.

[worldsaway]

First of all, I am who I want to be.

Second, why do you need to work with my image?

[dothelokimotion]

How are you going to be mayor without a campaign? They're not going to simply hand it to you.

<anon>

[bottombitch]

lol wtf

[dothelokimotion]

Pay it no heed.

[bottombitch]

um
so
what did you do to loki's frog

[ Aoba figured since he mentioned Asgard, that this is an exchange between the brothers. Problem is... he got them both mixed up and thinks Thor is more likely to have done something to a pet, a dubious sort that seems green and totally right up with Loki's style or something.

He's obviously mistaken. ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ omg ]

I ate it.

[bottombitch]

WOW
THAT'S SO AWFUL?!

you really should be better to your brother!

[dothelokimotion]

You're right.

I should have been more grateful to Loki. He was the reason I managed to pass my studies. And the time on Nornheim.

[bottombitch]

i don't know anything about that
but maybe you should
maybe
make it up to him
he sounds really broken up about his pet you know

[dothelokimotion]

What kind of pet do you think Loki would appreciate?

[bottombitch]

idk
like i feel like a snake would fit but
i don't like them
they kind of scare me

but a cat is capricious and beautiful
so for some reason i feel like that's better
preferably one that likes to occupy his lap

[dothelokimotion]

A cat sounds like an excellent idea.