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Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

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Seriously? You'd help me train?

It if keeps you from perforating yourself again? Yeah. Of course.

I can't promise you anything, but I'll give it my best shot. Have you worked with metas before?

People with powers? I've got some experience there, yeah.

Yeah. I developed them here, but I think I might've got them while I was back home. I can make shields and heal people and I still haven't totally figured it out.

Full disclosure, my experience is more on the killing them side of things, but I'll try to curtail that urge.

No promises.

Haha. Hilarious.

Were all metas bad where you come from? A lot of them are in my universe, but a lot of us are good too.

No. Not all. I didn't kill the good ones.

Mostly.

Mostly?

I mean. You know. Shit happens.

I probably won't kill you.

....I can never tell if you're joking or not.

Something tells me that's kind of the point. ;)

Or maybe I just want to weed out the weak blood.

Well I've died once, and almost died twice here. I think I can take you. ;)

Well. Now I have to kill you. Or at least break something.

Good luck. It takes an entire gang of metas with guns and weird magic-repellent magic to take me out.

I've fought flying space whales.

.....wait WHAT? Seriously? Details.

They were metal plated. And way bigger than normal whales. And we beat the shit out of them.

You've got to be kidding me.

That's BADASS.

Did you fight them in an ocean or were they floating or what? Come on, I gotta know.

Flying. Properly flying. Through Manhattan. Though I did most of my badass-ery on the back of a jet-ski drone type thing, steering it with a couple of daggers in an alien monster's kidneys.

Well, I think they were kidneys. Alien biology, you know. Your guess is as good as mine.

Holy crap.

That's probably the best thing I've heard all week.

I'm going to hazard a guess that if you were steering with them, maybe they were like. The nervous system or something? Who knows.

Tell me more. This is better than a movie.

That’s a good point. Like I said, I’m not the smart one.

There was this power mad freak with some serious compensation issues who decided that humans would be easy enough to put down. He was wrong. Humans are kind of awesome, when they want to be. Mostly they’re just pig-headed. Sometimes that’s good enough. He went the way of most power mad freaks.

[For a while, anyway.]

Neither am I, believe me. I'm probably the least smart person in my circle of friends. Mind you, they're all super-geniuses.

Sounds about normal. Honestly I'm surprised a guy (or girl) like that hasn't shown up here yet.

Knock on wood.

Yeah. Lucky us. Can you imagine? I’m not sure this place is equipped to handle what Earth did.

[Suddenly this game isn’t quite as fun.]

I think this place can probably handle a lot. I mean, they're used to aliens and war...

Morbid topic of conversation though, sorry.

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