@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

anon>

[11calls]

12 wings? Really? Isn't that a little bit overkill?

And because I don't believe in it.

<anon>

[apt666]

Ask God.

Killing helps reduce the population, and therefore resources. You're really doing Earth a favor.

<anon>

[11calls]

If he ever shows up here, I will.

And I heard that spiel in a movie once. Didn't believe it then, really don't believe it now.

[Not when she's working on saving the world back home.]

<anon>

[apt666]

I personally don't care why He chose to make me as I am.

You'll all eventually be exterminated regardless as to what you believe.


[ ooc; oops - haha ]

<anon>

[11calls]

We all have to die somehow.

Is that your plan?

[Alex you were haunted by demons at home, stop this.]

Re: <anon>

[apt666]

God's going to have to start over when I'm done with you.

<anon>

[11calls]

So I've heard. I've got an up close and personal seat for the apocalypse at home, though.

<anon>

[apt666]

A seat that I'm sure won't be there for long.

<anon>

[11calls]

Because I am going to stop it.

<anon>

[apt666]

Because that seat will get destroyed. It's not a movie, the apocalypse isn't some stoppable force.

<anon>

[11calls]

Maybe where you are, but I refuse to believe that. I helped start it so I'm going to stop it.

<anon>

[apt666]

Oh, now that's beautiful. Maybe it's time for your world to get a do over, and you're just delaying it

<anon>

[11calls]

Then I'll keep delaying it. It's what good people do.

<anon>

[apt666]

Yes. Continue delaying it. Let people die anyway. Let earth get destroyed slowly, and surely. And then when you die and there's no one to delay it, it comes fast.

<anon>

[11calls]

We'll see about that. Besides, you don't even know anything about my world.

<anon>

[apt666]

I don't need to know. Your world likely has it's own Satan. It's own that will make it hard for you.

[11calls]

Ironically, in all of my dealing with things around demons, somehow he's not come up once...

[Just Tiamat.]

[apt666]

I didn't say he would be called Satan, but he'd be my equal.

[11calls]

Her name is Tiamat.

[apt666]

Interesting. Babylonian creation goddess filling that spot. God's head would spin.

[11calls]

A Babylonian creation goddess we've been stopping for years.

[apt666]

Do you have another generation to step up when you are all dead and gone?

[11calls]

We won't need one.

[apt666]

You probably will. God tried to kill me and I just came back. It's how it usually goes.

[11calls]

Well, considering they needed to wait like five thousand years for this chance, I'm not going to worry about it too much.