[ video | un: honeybadger ]

[honeybadgerer]

[ the feed opens up to a girl dressed in a bright tshirt and smiling broadly at her audience, waving her hand enthusiastically. there are prominent scar marks on her face. ]

Hi Riverview! My name's Gabby and I'm new here! I was in New York before. The one with the superheroes. And now I'm here! Unfortunately, I think I lost all my stuff? And my caseworker kind of freaked out when I gave her the list, so maybe you guys can help me!

I'm missing my MAC-10 machine pistols, nunchucks and knuckle busters. Anyone knows where to get those? Oh, and a proper bullet proof suit.

Thanks!

Comments

[honeybadgerer]

Is it really expensive? I don't have a lot of money on me right now.

[scholiast]

(hmm)

I'm not entirely sure.

You could always ask him for a quote. Also, he's a very nice person and genuinely likes to make suits for fun, so if you really pushed the whole 'helpless, young superhero' angle he'd probably do it for free.

[honeybadgerer]

Sweet, I'm two out of three!

[ gabby's never been helpless after all. ]

Should I push the helpless thing harder?

[scholiast]

(Lucretia, propping her elbow up on her desk, hides her smile behind her knuckles.)

Sure, it couldn't hurt. Do you know how to act like that? (She seems very confident.)

[honeybadgerer]

[ oh. damn, gabby has no idea. ]

Fainting?

Or I could cut off a finger. That'd make me look semi-helpless right?

[scholiast]

(Woah woah woah there! Lucretia raises both her hands, palms out,) oh, uh–

No, that's a little extreme. You absolutely do not have to go to those kinds of lengths.

You could always cry?

[honeybadgerer]

But crying's hard.

[ gabby's cried once in a life. maybe twice??? ]

It's easier to lose a finger.

[scholiast]

... What interesting priorities.

Please, don't cut anything off. (She won't be responsible for this!) But why is it easy to lose a finger? That would hurt a lot more than forcing yourself to cry.

[honeybadgerer]

I don't feel pain. Plus, my fingers grow back.

[ she had given one to deadpool for that reason. ]

[scholiast]

Oh.

(what)

Well you, uh– probably don't need to cry, or cut anything off to be pitiful. You could simply look upset, and stress that you have no other options available to you. That would work just as well.

[honeybadgerer]

[ soooo harddd ]

I can barely negotiate extra game time before bed. But I'll give it a try.

[scholiast]

Good luck.

(She's going to steer the conversation out of cutting off fingers waters now!)

You're new to the Quarantine? When did you get here?

[honeybadgerer]

A few days ago. My case worker was getting me settled.

[ which was weird, but okay. no case worker would match laura's bizarre parenting style anyway. gabby points to her shirt with a grin. ]

I got this yesterday! Cool right?

[scholiast]

Welcome. How are you finding it so far?

(Pretty good, if the new t-shirt is any indication. Its garishness makes Lucretia chuckle.)

It's very cool. I didn't think it was possible to be all of those things at once.

[honeybadgerer]

It's pretty great. Not much different from home.

[ gabby's tolerance for weirdness is high. ]

Sure. It just takes a little imagination.

[scholiast]

(Apparently.)

And home is... New York? Is that on Earth? (Not so wild a guess, she's come to learn.)

[honeybadgerer]

[ she nods. ]

That's the one. I live there with my sister. Who is kind of here but tiny and from a different reality.

[scholiast]

You... are remarkably fine with all of this.

Has this happened to you before?

[honeybadgerer]

My life's always been kind of weird.

[ from the very beginning. it takes a lot to freak gabby out. ]

[scholiast]

Fair enough. You did say that you're a superhero– what are your superpowers?

[honeybadgerer]

I've got a healing factor. And I can't feel pain.

[ granted the last one is less of a superpower and something that is killing her slowly, but details! ]

And I've got a claw in my hand.

[scholiast]

(okay this is a lot hold on)

Right, as you said before. How... do you have a claw in your hand?

(Maybe she means she has a claw instead of a hand?)

[honeybadgerer]

[ uhh how to explain this to other people ,,, ]

I'm a mutant. Kinda. Mutants are born with powers.

[scholiast]

Huh.

Are there many different ways to obtain 'superpowers' on your version of Earth? Or is it only mutants who can get them?

[honeybadgerer]

There are a lot of ways. Space rays, radiation, Terrigen mist. Cloning. It depends.

I'm a clone so that's how I got mine.