[ video | un: honeybadger ]

[honeybadgerer]

[ the feed opens up to a girl dressed in a bright tshirt and smiling broadly at her audience, waving her hand enthusiastically. there are prominent scar marks on her face. ]

Hi Riverview! My name's Gabby and I'm new here! I was in New York before. The one with the superheroes. And now I'm here! Unfortunately, I think I lost all my stuff? And my caseworker kind of freaked out when I gave her the list, so maybe you guys can help me!

I'm missing my MAC-10 machine pistols, nunchucks and knuckle busters. Anyone knows where to get those? Oh, and a proper bullet proof suit.

Thanks!

Comments

[madeupnames]

Awesome! Name a time and store, I'll totally blow money on critical testing.

[Peter this is not remotely critica-]

I'm Peter, by the way.

[honeybadgerer]

[ she beams. ]

I'm Gabby. Gabby Kinney.

[madeupnames]

Heya, Gabby!

You're pretty cool. Hopefully my lameness won't mess up your ranking.

[honeybadgerer]

What makes you think you're lame?

[madeupnames]

[Oh, well, shoot. Usually people just assume he's accurate about that.]

Oh, you know. Just. Nerdy and lame.

Which I'm cool with, by the way! I like being a lame nerd. Mostly.

[honeybadgerer]

[ she's a rebel. ]

That's good and all but . . . you probably shouldn't call yourself names. Otherwise, they kinda stick, y'know?

I mean, would you call someone else lame?

[madeupnames]

Well... I'd definitely call muggers and bad guys lame.

[Peter you know that's not what she means.]

[honeybadgerer]

Sure, if you're in a Saturday morning cartoon.

[madeupnames]

Uuuuh, Who wouldn't wanna be in a Saturday morning cartoon, anyway?

Sign me up!

[honeybadgerer]

Yeah, but you're not actually in one.

Is this some weird self-esteem thing?

[madeupnames]

Whaaat? Nooo, no, no.

[Yes.]

I was just joking around, that's all. It's good to self-deprecate for fun.

More importantly: gross snack testing.

[honeybadgerer]

[ gabby's pretty sure that's not how self-depreciation works. and she hangs out with laura. ]

When is this gonna happen?

[madeupnames]

[He looks at his clock. Hmmmm.]

Today okay?

... Unless you're busy looking for rainbow-shooting tasers.

[honeybadgerer]

Today works!

I can look for those later.

[madeupnames]

Heh, gotcha. Where would you like to meet up?

[honeybadgerer]

I dunno, I'm still new. Pick a place and I'll look it up on the net.

[madeupnames]

Oh, sure thing! How about in front of the Riverwoof Doggy Daycare?

[.... He may or may not visit to watch doggies.]

[honeybadgerer]

[ this is legit. ]

Sounds perfect.

[madeupnames]

[It sure does. But also, he'll be there.

In record time, even! Just look for the goofy kid in a nerdy math shirt and cuffed pants.

... He's totally watching dogs getting hairdos beyond the big windows.]

[honeybadgerer]

[ gabby is dressed in her usual style of clothing. bright leggings and a princess tshirt to boot. she can't be missed anyway, not with the obvious scarring on her face. she waves excitedly. ]

Hey!

[madeupnames]

[He throws up an arm and waves just as eagerly.]

Hi!

Check it out, this dog in here right now looks like a literal cloud.

[#priorities]

[honeybadgerer]

Woah.

[ gabby presses her face against the glass. ]

What breed is it?

[madeupnames]

Uuuh... Cloud...man Shepherd? Cloudel Spaniel? A Great Cloud?

[................. He has no clue.]

[honeybadgerer]

[ gabby shoots him a flat look. ]

Wow, you just flunked any chance of becoming a vet.

[madeupnames]

Man, and here I spent all my savings on vet school.

[He looks like a lil' shit when he says that, but what else is new.]