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[talentedscavenger]

If anyone has been contacted by Poe Dameron about being turned into a bird...

He is fine. He is well. For the time being. [deleted]

I'm taking care of it...

And I truly do apologize for his...excitement, for lack of a better term.

If anyone is upset, just contact me directly.


Thank you.

Comments

[spellslots]

Cause I'm so beautiful, right?

[That's why he can't look away]

[imperceptus]

That's certainly the number one reason.

[ The constant shenanigans are a close second. ]

[spellslots]

Thanks babe.

Heads up we're into bestiality now I guess.

[imperceptus]

So I noticed. Fortunately, I happen to love outrageous claims about my predilections.

[spellslots]

[This is why they like each other.]

In that case let me think up some even more wild shit for us to be into

[imperceptus]

You work on that.

Meanwhile, I'm gonna buy up the local supply of pitchforks and torches.

[spellslots]

Now, dear, let's not make things unfair for the angry mob. They do need some way to defend themselves

[imperceptus]

I was not raised to give my enemies even the slightest advantage, Taako. No garden tools for these people.

[spellslots]

It just wouldn't feel right murdering them all in cold blood

[This escalated quickly]

[imperceptus]

One does what one must, darling.

[spellslots]

I guess you're right, I'll have to make sure to wear black, getting that much blood out of anything else would be a nightmare

[imperceptus]

Where do you think we drow get our fashion sense?

[spellslots]

It's not the spider thing? I thought it was the spider thing, for sure?

[imperceptus]

It's partly the spider thing.

But it's also a blood thing.

[ just, like, so much blood ]

Even our dining rooms have drains built into them.

[spellslots]

[Now even Taako can't tell if he's joking, but he'll play along either way]

Oh, that's a great idea if we want to bring anyone home before we murder them

[imperceptus]

[ WHO CAN SAY ]

Right? And the installation isn't even expensive.

[spellslots]

I imagine it's useful if you want to start collecting it, too, I've heard there's something to be said for bathing in the blood of your enemies

[why are they like this]

[imperceptus]

It always did wonders for my mother's skin!

[spellslots]

[Now he really doesn't know!!!]

Well, if your mother was a fan, it must be good

Is it too soon to talk about fucking in blood baths after we've both just mentioned your mother?

[imperceptus]

Maaaybe a little bit.

[spellslots]

I wouldn't want people to think we're uncouth

[imperceptus]

Gods forbid.

[spellslots]

We're a very classy murder couple

[Well, Rin is classy]