[ audio / image ] un: wingingit

[volitaunt]

[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]



[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ] Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]

Comments

@maverick

[deploy]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

Screw it, where do I sign up to fly one of those things?

[volitaunt]

hey, i never said i wasn't a pilot.

i'd set you up with the general, but she's back where i'm supposed to be.

[deploy]

Not you. The moto-poster.

Seeing a poster of some cool guy holding a helmet standing in front a fighter jet is how I got locked into the Air Force in the first place.

What the recruiters don't tell you is if you aren't already cool to start, wearing a uniform and a little hat really doesn't help. It's like five years before you get to be the cool guy.

Until then, you're just awkward guy who tries not to block cool guy's light.

[volitaunt]

'cool guy' is a relative term here. my squadron made the thing as a joke.

[deploy]

Hilarious. A strikingly handsome portrait. Your squadron has a great sense of humor.

My squadron would wait until you fell asleep and draw a penis on your face.

[volitaunt]

you say that like it's never happened. snap wexley is a maestro with a marker.

[deploy]

It's good to know some things are a universal constant.

What's your call-sign?

[volitaunt]

black one. you?

[deploy]

Okay, even your call-sign is cool. I don't know if we can be friends.

[volitaunt]

thank

you...?

[deploy]

You're welcome.

[volitaunt]

okay, now i gotta know though. what's your call-sign?

[deploy]

I'm going to preface this by saying I've had plenty of bad ass sounding call-signs in my career.

But my fighter school call-sign, the one that's engraved on my plaque...Bo-Peep.

tmw you realize you said black one instead of black leader (black one is his ship i'm terRiBLE)

[volitaunt]

[ A LONG-ASS PAUSE WHILE POE JUST LAUGHS HIMSELF SILLY, and he doesn't even have the context of the sheep lady. ]

and you said it wasn't cool.

do u mean his ship or his SHIP???

[deploy]

Because I misplaced my ship. Once. ONCE.

Never again.

fdsfd

[volitaunt]

You MISPLACED it?

Tell.

[deploy]

That's a story for another day.

With a lot more alcohol involved.