volitaunt: (B077)
α gσσ∂ sραcε вσү ғяσм α gσσ∂ sραcε ғαмιℓү ([personal profile] volitaunt) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-18 01:33 am

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[ It starts with a blank screen and cheerful booping that anyone who has met BB-8 will recognize, with muffled conversation in the background.

BB-8 is working on something. The screen flickers from blackness to brief color, goes dark again, then abruptly displays the following image: ]




[ Yes, it is Poe Dameron, standing nobly above a motif of X-wings, over the word "RESISTANCE" and below the words "WATCHING OVER THE SKIES AND STARS."

The background conversation stops. Poe's voice comes through clearly: ]
Bee, what are you--BB-8, take that down right now.

[ Annnnnd the image vanishes. ]
winscenario: (hundred thirty seven.)

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[personal profile] winscenario 2017-12-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Luckily for Poe he won't have to listen to Jim cackling because he made sure to get all the laughing out of the way before replying. The mirth is still in his voice, though, bleeding into every word. ]

I gotta say, Starfleet never did a poster with my face on it. I'm almost jealous right now.
winscenario: (hundred twenty five.)

[personal profile] winscenario 2017-12-22 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. And who's this Yolo Ziff? Special friend of yours?

[ He is putting all the possible and imaginable emphasis on the word 'special' because he's an ass like that. ]

Well, it could be worse. At least that's your good angle. Not that you have a bad angle, mind. You're all made of very fine angles, trust me. [ Totally unbiased opinion, based on strict scientific observation. ]
winscenario: (eighty six.)

[personal profile] winscenario 2017-12-22 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ He mimics zipping up and locking his mouth shut. ] Won't say a word.

[ His mind does not live in the gutter, for the record; his mind is the gutter.

He's secretly pleased that he managed to practically render Poe speecheless for a moment. Also excuse you, but 'no you' is definitely the right response. He is also all made of fine angles, thank you very much. ]


You sound unsure. [ An eyebrow raises minutely. ] But I meant it. And you're welcome.
winscenario: (hundred two.)

[personal profile] winscenario 2017-12-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ The line between casual ribbing and genuine flirting is very fine and somewhat blurred, when it comes to Jim. Sometimes he's not even aware when he shifts from one to the other, though most times people also seem to take it in stride. Poe's embarrassment, however, is a dead giveaway to the fact that he's out of his depth, so.

He decides it's better to ease up a little. Not that he'll completely stop teasing Poe, of course. Far too much fun for him to give that up. ]


Clearly he felt we all deserved to see it. [ He can imagine Poe has gotten a few people making fun of him for it so far. ] So what are you gonna do with the holocubes? Wait— if you're taking suggestions, you should auction them. Give the money away to charity, if you don't want to keep it.
winscenario: (seventeen.)

[personal profile] winscenario 2017-12-24 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, why not?

[ He pouts, a little exaggeratedly. ]

I think you look cool. Can't say I'd mind getting my hands on one of those, but... you let me take a picture with you so I can add it to my album and I'll let it go.
winscenario: (hundred thirty six.)

[personal profile] winscenario 2017-12-26 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I was not aware that appreciating your own looks means you have no dignity. You know I could take that as an insult, right?

[ Because, as Poe is likely aware of at this point, Jim does appreciate his own looks very much. ]

You look great, you're just self-conscious about it. Your friend did you justice, trust me.
winscenario: (twenty seven.)

[personal profile] winscenario 2017-12-29 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His previous First Officer was Spock so really, what else is new.

The thing is, one doesn't invalidate the other. Poe being pretty doesn't change the fact that he's reliable and competent, and it certainly doesn't change the way Jim trusts him to do his job. It's not like he has to choose one or the other.

Or maybe Jim's just too vain. Not that he'll stop either way. He likes knowing he's attractive, and he makes sure to always look his best, no matter what. ]


Seems like I won't change your mind. [ His lips curl a little, but he figures it's for the best that he just lets it go. ] I still hope you won't throw them away, but we should take some pictures together anyway. You know, for posterity. [ Maybe include the rest of the shuttle crew, why not. ]
winscenario: (ninety seven.)

[personal profile] winscenario 2018-01-04 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Of course. [ You sir are a crappy liar, as evidenced multiple times. ]

That would make for quite the picture. Although I'm not sure my camera could handle all those good-looking people together in the same picture. [ Himself included obviously. ]