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[absolutperfection]

[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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[mysophobic]

[ Shigeru doesn't know who this man is or anything like that but he finds this cute?! He's also a pure cinnamon roll who wants to help people fall in love so he will offer up some suggestions. ]

Maybe try finding out what kinds of foods he likes so you can make him something?

[ He makes Genji food all the time and the other man loves that so... ]

[absolutperfection]

That’s the best suggestion yet.
I should ask him that.

[TJ doesn’t think for a second that Alex will give him the time of day. Maybe, if the guy is feeling experimental, a night but not a relationship. Which he doesn’t want. Or maybe he does. Sighs at Peaches.]

Know anybody that can cook?

[mysophobic]

[ Listen Shigeru is an optimist and will believe in you TJ! You got this! ]

Or find someone who might know! Then you can surprise him.

[ But at that next question Shigeru will chime in once again. ]

I know how to. Do you want some help?

[absolutperfection]

There’s some people who have come forward.
He’s got mixed reviews.
Probably gonna let that topic go for now.

Can you teach me to make cookies?
For someone else.

[mysophobic]

Of course! Cookies are really easy to make. Once you have the dough down it's pretty simple from there on out.

[ They're super easy that even a beginner cooker can do them. ]

Do they have any allergies or anything like that?

[absolutperfection]

I’ll probably mess them up.
Let me find out.

Don’t wanna kill him.

[mysophobic]

Don't say that! We can do practice batches then. After all that's the only way you'll get better, and then you can make them more than just cookies!

[ Because cooking for people you love is romantic and Shigeru is totally into that. ]

[absolutperfection]

He doesn’t have any allergies.
Can they look like peaches?
He’ll like that.
I think.

[He forgets to mention that he’s not taking about Alex anymore.]

[mysophobic]

Of course! That'll be really cute. Maybe we can even put pieces of peach in them, if you want?

[ They can be as creative as TJ wants. ]

[absolutperfection]

Would that taste alright?
When are you free?

[mysophobic]

It should be fine! We can maybe fill them with a peach jam or something similar and we can even make them look like peaches!

[ Shigeru will pause. ]

Usually after work and on the weekends I have time off. So whenever you want to cook them we can!

[absolutperfection]

I’d like that.
Wanna make them special.

Tuesday alright with you?
Asked him out on a date for Wednesday.
Thought I could take them with me.

[mysophobic]

[ Oh no that's so cute?! You go TJ! Shigeru will be rooting for you! ]

Tuesday is more than fine! I really hope you have a good time and that the cupcakes are a hit.

[ Which they will be because Shigeru is a damn good cook. ]

[absolutperfection]

[Now this guy is sweet. Is TJ making a friend? Maybe. Hopefully.]

I'm sure they will be.
Bet he wouldn't complain if they weren't.
He's kinda nice.

[mysophobic]

[ Shigeru makes friends with everyone whether that's a good thing or not is to be seen. But he doesn't mind being TJ's friend at all. He seems nice. ]

Well giving him something special will really make him happy! It might also win him over a bit too.

[ Shigeru please?! ]

Then that's all the more reason to give him something nice.

[absolutperfection]

You think so?
So are you an expert in dating or something?

[The tone might sound off, skeptical, but TJ is genuinely curious. He could use some help there.]

[mysophobic]

It's worked for me... [ Ah how embarrassing to admit. But his face colors on his end at that question. ]

No not at all! I've never dated anyone before I arrived here! [ Shigeru's phobia was a problem that way. ]

I just let my feelings help me figure things out. It's worked so far. [ So he just sorta goes with it. Also he's probably read some magazines about dating and relationship tips, but shh no one has to know that. ]

[absolutperfection]

Did it?
Mind if I pick your brain while we bake?

My feelings don't know what they're doing most of the time.

[mysophobic]

I don't mind at all! [ TJ seems...really nice? So of course Shigeru will help him, that's what he does. ]

It is a little confusing, even now, I guess I still have some uncertainties myself. But I try to make sure to talk about them with my boyfriend so we don't have any issues or things like that.