TJ Hammond (
absolutperfection) wrote in
riverview2018-01-22 08:01 pm
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[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]
I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.
Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.
Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.
UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.
[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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Or maybe there was something else. Likely, there was. Why else go for a man three times TJ's age?]
If it was just sex, you'd go for someone younger and more virile than I am. I think you're looking for maturity, experience and maybe more than anything: loyalty. Someone who will see you through thick and thin, through good choices and bad.
Or maybe you're after the heaps of money I don't have. :)
[He doesn't use emoji's often, but that one was to take the edge off the last line. It was a joke. See? Smiley face?]
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Or maybe I want what you’d have to offer in bed.
Experience. You know. Years of it.
[And wow, is he easy to read or what? Alex didn’t say a damn thing that TJ doesn’t want. Loyalty, someone to stick by his side when it’s good and bad.]
Don’t be an ass.
Do I look like I’m after your invisible cash?
Don’t answer that. And for the record, I’m not.
They are weirdly adorable and I don't know how to feel about it
[He was also very good at reading people. Years of practice. Everyone in this world was just a heap of wants and desires, and it was picking and choosing which ones needed to be fulfilled over others.]
Very well, you're after my large desk at work. It's big enough you could easily sleep on it if necessary.
I know you aren't. Money is generally worthless without happiness to go with it.
They are and I don’t either :D
I can do all the work.
Most of it, anyway.
What kind of standards? Missionary all the way standards or like no bondage standards?
Yeah, cause I’m all about that CEO life.
But I do like the sound of this desk. How comfortable is it?
Truer words have never been spoken.
You did this to me, and I blame you all the way
My eye doesn't wander kind of standard. I expect any partner to do the same.
My chair is very comfortable. The desk is pretty standard: unyielding, cold, rather unfeeling.
So what makes you happy?
i blame us both
Well that sounds like a commitment.
We should get to know each other. Maybe kiss a little.
Then I'll sit in your chair.
Not on the desk.
Things I shouldn't have.
Playing the piano. Sex.
What makes you happy?
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And what things shouldn't you have? Since we're being open and honest.
Chess, people watching, my family. Making the world a better place.
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Less mess.
[Maybe not as disappointing for TJ when Alex finds someone better.]
Things I shouldn’t have.
I’ve not always been as level headed as I am right now.
That’s our first date then.
Chess. I’ll cook.
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What changed to make you level headed at present?
Do you need me to bring the chess board?
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[There, that's out in the open now.]
Yeah, I don't have one.
What food do you want?
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[Very interesting and potentially useful.]
That I can supply. I am willing to eat whatever you provide.