@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

anon;

[hasitsthorns]

why does love hurt so much?

[ Way to be depressing right off the bat, Rosie-dear. ]

<anon>

[smokedout]

to stop you from wasting your time on stupid choices.
life is easier if you treat people like chess pieces.

<anon>

[hasitsthorns]

hhmm
i don't know about that
the only guy who I knew who treated people like that died
and i'm still here

[private - text - @nat]

[unmakeme]

There's bored, and then there's *bored*. Why are you laid up?

[private - text - @det.prettyboy]

[causational]

I got caught in a shootout a week or so ago, and I'm still on bed rest. Sucks. I can't wait until I can get back to work.

[unmakeme]

That was you? Damnit, Thrawne. Maybe don't worry your friends like that.

[causational]

Yep, that was me. I guess I couldn't resist using the meta powers to play hero. I really need to do some training.

[unmakeme]

Clearly. I'm thinking I should help you out there. Someone has to balance out that stupid do-gooder mentality.

[causational]

Seriously? You'd help me train?

[unmakeme]

It if keeps you from perforating yourself again? Yeah. Of course.

[causational]

I can't promise you anything, but I'll give it my best shot. Have you worked with metas before?

[unmakeme]

People with powers? I've got some experience there, yeah.

[causational]

Yeah. I developed them here, but I think I might've got them while I was back home. I can make shields and heal people and I still haven't totally figured it out.

[unmakeme]

Full disclosure, my experience is more on the killing them side of things, but I'll try to curtail that urge.

No promises.

[causational]

Haha. Hilarious.

Were all metas bad where you come from? A lot of them are in my universe, but a lot of us are good too.

[unmakeme]

No. Not all. I didn't kill the good ones.

Mostly.

[causational]

Mostly?

[unmakeme]

I mean. You know. Shit happens.

I probably won't kill you.

[causational]

....I can never tell if you're joking or not.

Something tells me that's kind of the point. ;)

[unmakeme]

Or maybe I just want to weed out the weak blood.

[causational]

Well I've died once, and almost died twice here. I think I can take you. ;)

[unmakeme]

Well. Now I have to kill you. Or at least break something.

[causational]

Good luck. It takes an entire gang of metas with guns and weird magic-repellent magic to take me out.

[unmakeme]

I've fought flying space whales.

<anon>

[smokedout]

who's got advice on the most creative way to kill an ex's new lover.