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riverview2018-04-24 06:42 pm
causational) wrote in riverview2018-04-24 06:42 pm
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@det.prettyboy; text
Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.
I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.
So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!
I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!
Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!
I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.
So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!
I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!
Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!
<anon>
It's sex, not marriage, after all. If this lover of yours is male, I can assure you, we find sex quite distracting.
If not, honestly, I have it on good authority sex is rather distracting regardless of gender.
Do you know what "turns them on" so to speak?
<anon>
he had a gf before me but shes not here so its not like i can ask her
not that i would ask an ex for info like that anyway
guess i could ask him
<anon>
That'll take *all* the lust out of it.
Use your feminine wiles on him. What you want is him, seduce him. Tell him all the nice conversations and the dates, the dinners, are nice and all, but want more.
Men love when a woman knows what she wants and isn't afraid to take it.
<anon>
i can probably do that
use my feminine charm
thanks for the tip
<anon>
How are you at direction?
Alternately, do you know any provocative dances?
<anon>
i took ballet when i was a kid
dunno if thats really provocative
<anon>
As provocative as a stiff breeze, I suspect.
Perhaps you should stick to direction.
You can be direct can't you?
<anon>
im a natural born leader!
[stop]
<anon>
No.
That is not what I meant.
Are you certain you're ready for this?
<anon>
like back at home i watched a lot of porn
but i really dont know much about relationships
this is my first one
<anon>
[Well.]
Oh, Maker. It isn't that you're looking for advice on how to seduce your man. You would rather like to know how it is the topic should be breached in the confines of a relationship.
I have literally no idea.
Though
I may be able to find a book on the topic.
Would that suffice?
<anon>
but i think ive got a better understanding of what to do thanks to everyone helping out
so its ok
thanks for your help too
<anon>
You're welcome.
I do hope this doesn't go too poorly.
<anon>
you n me both anon