@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

<anon>

[bastardofipswich]

pony play
start with the basics
then level up to my little pony play

[ Bless Chase, he has no idea that this probably already exists, thanks to Bronies. ]

[dothelokimotion]

That might be a bit much, even for us.

Besides, we already covered role play.

[bastardofipswich]

what kinds of roles did you get into?

[dothelokimotion]

A commander and his subordinate.

[bastardofipswich]

nice
CLASSIC
have you tried like
politician + bodyguard
doctor + patient
spanish inquisitor + heretic

[dothelokimotion]

[ hmmmMMM ]

Those are not too shabby.

[bastardofipswich]

i'm just full of ideas

[dothelokimotion]

And a lack of a decent partner to spend them with?

[bastardofipswich]

no i'm having all kinds of sex
i'm having sex right now
as we speak

[ Because that's DEFINITELY how one talks when they're having all kinds of sex. ]

[dothelokimotion]

You do you.

[bastardofipswich]

ugh
he's living the dream

[dothelokimotion]

If only we were so fortunate.