@det.prettyboy; text

[causational]

Hey everyone! I don't post on here super often, but I've been laid up for a week now and I'm going a little crazy. Total cabin fever.

I used to see forums like this on the internet back home, and I thought it might be kind of fun here too, so I thought I'd give it a try, because reading those forums was always a lot of fun.

So, Crowd-Sourced Relationship Advice!

I turned on anonymous posting on here, so you can make a fake username and submit a description of a problem that you're having in your relationships, either romantic or at work or whatever, and other anonymous people can give you advice!

Or you can stay logged in on your real account. Up to you!

Comments

<anon>

[apt666]

You do realize I'm an Angel, right?

<anon>

[11calls]

A fallen angel, though.

Re: <anon>

[apt666]

Does that magically make me not an angel?

I'd like to her your theory.

<anon>

[11calls]

Don't you lose your angelic powers when you fall?

<anon>

[apt666]

Wow, your home's interpretation of me is interesting.

<anon>

[11calls]

So you have both demonic and angelic powers? Hardly seems fair.

<anon>

[apt666]

There is literally nothing about me that is demonic.

Kindly kill whoever taught you that so they stop spreading the rumors.

<anon>

[11calls]

First: I don't kill.
Second: You're the one who said you're Satan.

<anon>

[apt666]

I am Satan. Lucifer. The Fallen Angel. I have twelve wings. I hang out with Demons. But I am not a Demon.

And why are you so opposed to killing?

anon>

[11calls]

12 wings? Really? Isn't that a little bit overkill?

And because I don't believe in it.

<anon>

[apt666]

Ask God.

Killing helps reduce the population, and therefore resources. You're really doing Earth a favor.

<anon>

[11calls]

If he ever shows up here, I will.

And I heard that spiel in a movie once. Didn't believe it then, really don't believe it now.

[Not when she's working on saving the world back home.]

<anon>

[apt666]

I personally don't care why He chose to make me as I am.

You'll all eventually be exterminated regardless as to what you believe.


[ ooc; oops - haha ]

<anon>

[11calls]

We all have to die somehow.

Is that your plan?

[Alex you were haunted by demons at home, stop this.]

Re: <anon>

[apt666]

God's going to have to start over when I'm done with you.

<anon>

[11calls]

So I've heard. I've got an up close and personal seat for the apocalypse at home, though.

<anon>

[apt666]

A seat that I'm sure won't be there for long.

<anon>

[11calls]

Because I am going to stop it.

<anon>

[apt666]

Because that seat will get destroyed. It's not a movie, the apocalypse isn't some stoppable force.

<anon>

[11calls]

Maybe where you are, but I refuse to believe that. I helped start it so I'm going to stop it.

<anon>

[apt666]

Oh, now that's beautiful. Maybe it's time for your world to get a do over, and you're just delaying it

<anon>

[11calls]

Then I'll keep delaying it. It's what good people do.

<anon>

[apt666]

Yes. Continue delaying it. Let people die anyway. Let earth get destroyed slowly, and surely. And then when you die and there's no one to delay it, it comes fast.

<anon>

[11calls]

We'll see about that. Besides, you don't even know anything about my world.

<anon>

[apt666]

I don't need to know. Your world likely has it's own Satan. It's own that will make it hard for you.