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What are the birthday traditions on your home planets?

[ jyn hasn't celebrated a birthday in something like... fifteen years so to say she's out of practice would be a gross understatement. she tells herself this is cultural anthropology, her mother would be proud. TIME TO LEARN, time to attempt to live like a normal human being... ]

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Maybe he needs to learn how to fight better.

You could gift him lessons.

I'm afraid he'd have to be around for that.

And I'm not sure that's something I want to encourage.

Maybe if he gets his energy out with lessons he won't feel the need to get into bar fights

It's possible. Though drinking and fighting are his favourite things to do.

So lessons would be a perfect gift. Fighting without it being frowned upon.

Well it can't hurt to pass that knowledge along. I'd have to find some way of getting it for him.

[ Since Dorian has no money. Or possessions. But he does have the internet!]

There are probably clubs.

Fight clubs?

Sure. Boxing, martial arts, street fighting. There's all sorts of fighting he could learn.

Maybe it'll be cathartic for him. One can hope.

If he ever arrives, let me know. I'll beat him up.

[ :) ]

I don't know. He might enjoy a little too much.

That's what they always think and then suddenly they are crying and change their minds.

You must be a force to be reckoned with. I've never managed that.

The crying? Clearly you're not the size of a little girl. When I win, I bruise their egos too.

I usually try to do that verbally. If I acted out any other way, I'd be retired.

Can't be fired if you haven't got a job.

[ jyn erso: the definition of yolo ]

I am literally my job.

Yeah, so's my mate. He also prefers verbal assault.

Your mate?

Not like

Ew.

My friend. He's called K2.

[ Dorian brightens. ]

An android?

A droid. This huge, persnickety, incredibly rude and grumpy droid.

[ !!! ]

I heard about that. Not that one in particular, but a universe having droids and other robots. Except they don't look human.

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