DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

[bardish]

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?

[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]

Comments

text; @ryo.asuka666

[apt666]

You may want to salt and burn everything. Consider holy water, too.

[bardish]

Can i just outsource to an old priest and a young priest?

[apt666]

We're in short supply. I did meet what appeared to be a fairly young bishop. Salt and fire are in better supply

[bardish]

good point. Guess it's time to stock up on that salt...

[apt666]

At least it's easy to find. At least if it doesn't remedy the curse, burning it would get rid of the problem.

Though a used mattress. That sounds disgusting.

[bardish]

used mattresses are FINE when they're not covered in blood or full of bedbugs. it's like nobody on this network's ever stayed at a hotel before!

[apt666]

For a temporary solution, sure. But for a more permanent solution, I have to say you deserve what you ended up with.

[bardish]

and I have to say you're welcome to that opinion.

[apt666]

I'm sure I'm not alone in my opinion.