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- detroit become human: markus,
- devilman crybaby: ryo asuka,
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- original: athena parker,
- original: jeff calhoun,
- rivers of london: peter grant,
- star wars: poe dameron,
- star wars: rey,
- stargate atlantis: john sheppard,
- the black tapes: alex reagan,
- the black tapes: richard strand,
- the terror: harry goodsir,
- ✖ marvel (616): stephen strange,
- ✖ original: sage abernathy,
- ✖ the witcher: keira metz,
- ✖ yuri on ice: otabek altin,
- ✖ yuri on ice: yuri plisetsky
DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)
WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:
- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)
- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites
- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back
Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?
[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]
- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)
- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites
- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back
Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?
[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]
text; un: strange.magic
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[ Also, a very important question: ]
do your snakes talk?