DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

[bardish]

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?

[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]

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[citharede]

~*~Yay me~*~

[ A brief pause, because her temper tends to dissipate as quickly as it flares up. ]

Seriously, dude, you need to work on your people skills. Maybe the endtable will help.

[tevinteraltus]

[ You know, he's actually been told as much. He'll even admit it, but not directly. ]

I've never heard of a man improving his banter by way of denigrating side tables, but perhaps I'll pioneer a trend.