DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

[bardish]

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?

[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]

Comments

[bardish]

hey man that's MY apprentice you're talking to there!

[ ...and is anybody surprised the stoner burnout ex-bard is this kid's mentor. ]

Just because she doesn't know all the dictionary definitions or the science behind it, it doesn't mean she's incurious or unambitious. She's a damn good magician, and she's an AMAZING musician, and that's why she's going to excel.

[ Because, as Athena said, magic attaches itself to what you love. So that detail's pretty important! ]

She works her ass off putting principles to practice, WAY MORE than most Gifted do. So don't talk down to her.

[ HE THINKS YOU'RE A COOL DUDE, DORIAN, but this is one thing he gets testy about-- enough so that he actually bothers to type properly. ]

[tevinteraltus]

I apologize if it appeared I was "talking down" to her, as you say.

I'll concede and leave the girl's education in your apparently capable hands.

[ A rather diplomatic response. He doesn't want to start a fight, even if he feels he isn't in the wrong. ]