bardish: 40s; SCD (to-scd-179)
Jeff Calhoun ([personal profile] bardish) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-07-23 06:29 pm

DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?


[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]
muskeg: (тo тιe мe down)

[personal profile] muskeg 2018-07-24 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
fair. i will have to keep my eyes open for some of these weird objects, they could be interesting.

uh, ashes yes, portals not so much but shit here is weird so i am thinking outside the box. never know how it might unfold on this moon.
muskeg: (and тнere'ѕ ѕιcĸneѕѕ нere)

[personal profile] muskeg 2018-07-25 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
isn't that how online shopping goes anywhere?

uh, kinda? im a swamp witch. well, back home i was. think im just a witch here since there isn't really a true 'swamp' despite my best efforts.

is elemental magic common where you are from?