DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

[bardish]

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?

[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]

Comments

[mysophobic]

Oh.

[ Aw that's too bad! Hopefully he can buy a new one though?! ]

You have enough money to get yourself a new one, right?

[ He's hoping he does because sleeping on the floor or a futon is really not the most comfortable. ]

I can...breakdown and rebuild things from a subatomic level.

[bardish]

[ Oh he's got SWEET BARGAINS IN PROCESS, as we speak! ]

oh yeah. I was just being cheap to be honest

[ Jeff blinks. Reads that over. That sounds... PRETTY AMAZING TBH. ]

No shit? is it magic or superpowers or something else??

[mysophobic]

I guess it's magic? Our powers come from a curse in my world.

[ Does that count as magic or maybe a super power?! He doesn't really know. ]