bardish: 40s; SCD (to-scd-179)
Jeff Calhoun ([personal profile] bardish) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-07-23 06:29 pm

DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?


[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]
nobasisinfact: (11)

[personal profile] nobasisinfact 2018-07-26 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You've seen that 'interesting' side of my work more than enough, Miss Reagan.
11calls: Shakespeare is better than you, Richard (I can be pretentious too)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-07-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
As you say, Dr. Strand.

[But a cursed end table, Richard!]