DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

[bardish]

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?

[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]

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[bardish]

[ THE WHINIEST GROAN. ] Pleeeaaase let me believe there aren't any bedbugs here.

[ Because tbh, for as inconvenient as all of this is? He'd still rather have a cursed endtable, a murder mattress, and a termite colony than BEDBUGS. ]

...okay, admittedly, that is tempting.

[11calls]

Sorry. Honestly, I hope there's not too. Especially considering the size of the bugs here.

[Alex is making such a face right now, Jeff, you don't even know.]

He's on vacation, sadly.

[bardish]

Well, when he's off vacation, there's a whole host of things for him to debunk at Gramarye.

[11calls]

I don't think he's off vacation until we get home. But you should tell him, Jeff.

[Someone other than her, thanks.]