DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

[bardish]

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?

[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]

Comments

[bardish]

[ Okay, buddy, despite that tone, Jeff can clearly tell that comment hit way harder than expected or intended. He frowns a little, momentarily, but it's there and gone pretty quickly. ]

Look, ah... I know we're both totally fine and everything, but... if you're ever not-fine, about what happened-- [ Or, like, LIFE IN GENERAL, honestly. ] --I can be a pretty good listener. And talker, too! I'm not making a great case for myself right now, but trust me on this.

[volitaunt]

[ He drapes an arm over his face and laughs quietly. ]

Fuck it. Want to get drinks?

[bardish]

[ He shrugs with a smile. ]

I could go for a drink.

I even know a place that does discounts for teachers. You can have my share. We'll scam the system.

[volitaunt]

Yeah?

[ Poe groans and sits up on the couch. ]

When you want to?

[bardish]

[ AND SO A MANLY HANGOUT WAS SCHEDULED. ]