( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.

Spoiler: he is.

But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]</sub>

Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. _{[ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]}
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? _{[ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]}
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
_{[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]}

I will give you a night you won't ever forget! _{[ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]}
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!

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[almightiness]

... Oh! And if any danger should arise outside of the dating variety — Fear not! Why, you ask?

Because I'm...



— and I'm more than happy to help you and the good people of Riverview any time!

Who might you be, young man?

1.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ what the actual fuck just happened... ]}

2.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ Usually, he's somebody that is loud and filled with enthusiasm too, but this guy is really making him feel so small. He's also very impressed! So when he finally speaks, he just peeps out, almost coyly: ]}

Matsuno K-Karamatsu..
_{[ That's quite the opposite of how he was acting earlier, isn't it? ]}

[almightiness]

Matsuno Karamatsu...!!

[All Might looks pleased, flashing a thumbs up.]

A good name, with a good foundation!

From the 唐松 — like a great, unyielding larch tree! Don't let yourself relent, dear boy. You've got a lot of life to live, and a lot of time to decide just who you are. Enjoy your youth and focus on striving for peace within yourself.

By the time we speak again, I'll hope to see you've dried your eyes and asked someone for dinner and a movie! What do you say?

[glitterpants]

_{[ He thought that people considered him a bit much, but All Might seems to have him beat. Karamatsu silently wonders what other people say about him when he talks like this-- if they ridicule him like people do when he talks so.. Extra. Karamatsu salutes, taking All Might's words seriously. ]}

Ah, yes! I won't disappoint you.. I will make this my goal!