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ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) ([personal profile] glitterpants) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-07 09:09 pm

( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool

[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.

Spoiler: he is.

But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]


Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]

I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
bottombitch: (pic#11445316)

video; SlyBlue

[personal profile] bottombitch 2017-12-08 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ One of the aforementioned unfortunate souls who actually is friends with the guy is here. Thankfully, he's safe from taking the brunt of that massive wave of second-hand embarrassment if he's on this end of his comm device.

Ah, that holiday is coming, isn't it? ]


Christmas feels like it's far away but also right around the corner!

Are you trying to make plans, Kara-kun?

HE DID IT

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alchemyfreak: (fma107)

[video | un: edward.elric]

[personal profile] alchemyfreak 2017-12-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[The most deadpan:]

What are you going to do on the off chance you get a bunch of replies to this? Back to back dates all day?

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superstring: (89)

[video] un: goldenqueen

[personal profile] superstring 2017-12-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
No.

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eggclipse: look me in the eye and ask me that again ernie (055)

audio; un: scientia

[personal profile] eggclipse 2017-12-08 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ pity sputters to life, like drapery placed a little too close to the holiday candles. or it could be indigestion. one way or the other, he stares at the feed for a long moment warring with the sensation.

unfortunate. ]


Quite the offer you have there.

[ says he, at a loss for any other word even remotely resembling 'kind'. ]

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bunnyhopped: (013)

text @d.va

[personal profile] bunnyhopped 2017-12-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's honestly too embarrassed to respond via video, bc it would just read all over her face. ]

you're not asking people to pay to go on a christmas date with you, are you?

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relieable: (i think i need help)

[action?]

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[sometime during Karamatsu's replies, Osomatsu can be seen making weird or funny faces in the background, or shaking his head like ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GO OUT WITH THIS GUY]
bottombitch: (pic#11445336)

video; SlyBlue

[personal profile] bottombitch 2017-12-08 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THIS FACE

K-karamatsu has no idea what his brother is doing in the background, is he? Is this what it's like to have brothers? ]


Kara-kun, you should look behind you.
odenson: (40)

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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-08 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[you're definitely getting a pillow thrown in your direction from the couch, bub]

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[personal profile] jelmazmo 2017-12-08 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Another holiday, and so soon—what is this one meant to honour or celebrate, then?

( Is that all these people do: celebrate? )

As to the rest, I'm to be married. But I wish you luck finding what you seek.

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ichimyatsu: (0016)

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[personal profile] ichimyatsu 2017-12-08 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
what the unholy fuck is wrong with you

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inebriety: (tony › that's cute)

text; stark

[personal profile] inebriety 2017-12-08 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tony appreciates the effort that went into being this embarrassing.]

Wow, what a generous offer. It's a date then.

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crowgirl: (☾ 16)

video | shifter.raven

[personal profile] crowgirl 2017-12-10 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Are you an escort or something?

[ There's absolutely no judgement in Raven's tone (she's met plenty in Pleajeune over the years), but she's having a hard time believing anyone would ask the whole network out on a date if they weren't doing it for the money! ]

... You should put some clothes on, it's way too cold to be lazing around in that.

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ragnarsson: ([17.36] Better a young fool)

Video @the.boneless

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-12-10 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[So this is one of the other brothers. Oh boy. And here he thought having four of his own was bad enough. But right about now he's feeling very sorry for Osomatsu if this is what he has to put up with on a daily basis.]

There's a word that springs to mind watching this...

[Go on. Ask him what it is.]

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tempredmental: (Side-eyeing You Big Time)

video | un: redpaladin

[personal profile] tempredmental 2017-12-11 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[STAAAAARE]

This sounds like a desperate attempt at finding a date.

[Because it was soooooo much like what he'd expect from Lance... well, maybe not this bad, but close enough.]

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almightiness: buff dad (pic#11813184)

Video | BURNER PHONE; username: ALLMIGHT

[personal profile] almightiness 2017-12-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH, WELL, LOOK AT THIS.

He stares for a moment before -- !!]


PASS!!

[I HAVE LET YOU DOWN GENTLY.]

You're too young for an old hero like me, my boy! [Spoken jokingly, bless your heart, kid.] But I hope your romantic endeavors have yielded you some romantic results!!

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