ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) (
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Entry tags:
- voltron: keith,
- ✖ bssm (manga): sailor galaxia,
- ✖ dmmd: aoba seragaki,
- ✖ ffxv: ignis scientia,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist (03): edward elric,
- ✖ game of thrones: daenerys targaryen,
- ✖ gravity rush: raven,
- ✖ marvel (ultimates): tony stark,
- ✖ my hero academia: toshinori yagi,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: chibita,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: karamatsu matsuno,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: osomatsu matsuno,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson
( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool
[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.
Spoiler: he is.
But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]
Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]
I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
Spoiler: he is.
But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]
Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]
I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
video; SlyBlue
Ah, that holiday is coming, isn't it? ]
Christmas feels like it's far away but also right around the corner!
Are you trying to make plans, Kara-kun?
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I have no plan!
[ So he's basically just asking for a date and is gonna make it up as he goes along. ]
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[video | un: edward.elric]
What are you going to do on the off chance you get a bunch of replies to this? Back to back dates all day?
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Secondly, he's too cocky to think he couldn't do it. ]
Fortunately, I have enough kindness in the world for plenty of dates! Ah, isn't everyone fortunate? My heart is big enough for all!
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/clearing out inbox don't mind me
[video] un: goldenqueen
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You sound shy— there is no need to be shy, my kitten. We can have a good time together if you want!
[ Karamatsu, you have no idea who this is. Please don't be gross. ]
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audio; un: scientia
unfortunate. ]
Quite the offer you have there.
[ says he, at a loss for any other word even remotely resembling 'kind'. ]
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It's tempting, is it not? Tell me, do you have a Christmas date?
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text @d.va
you're not asking people to pay to go on a christmas date with you, are you?
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Christmas is a month of giving! I am.. the nicest man in the world!!! So I will be treating everything.. whatever your desires may be nothing is too much for me, my honey!! <3
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switching to private cause nah he's actually kind of embarrassed
now done
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video; SlyBlue
K-karamatsu has no idea what his brother is doing in the background, is he? Is this what it's like to have brothers? ]
Kara-kun, you should look behind you.
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» video, un: stormborn
( Is that all these people do: celebrate? )
As to the rest, I'm to be married. But I wish you luck finding what you seek.
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A-ah.. well. it is.. Christmas is.. we celebrate giving to one another! It is usually a very romantic time and so.. I wanted to participate!
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[ Karamatsu doesn't need to try and be proactive in literally anything ever again. ]
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text; stark
Wow, what a generous offer. It's a date then.
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It is a generous offer! Possibly.. the best offer in the whole world! Are you sure you would reject such a pure and sincere romance? Please, do reconsider!
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Ah wait.. seriously???
[ WHO IS THIS STARK PERSON. ]
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video | shifter.raven
[ There's absolutely no judgement in Raven's tone (she's met plenty in Pleajeune over the years), but she's having a hard time believing anyone would ask the whole network out on a date if they weren't doing it for the money! ]
... You should put some clothes on, it's way too cold to be lazing around in that.
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Me? An escort? Ah, I do suppose I am.. [ you're not.. you don't know what that means. ]
.. an escort who escorts lonely hearts into the city of love! Heh, worry not about my cold exterior— my heart is warm enough to keep my entire body hot.
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Video @the.boneless
There's a word that springs to mind watching this...
[Go on. Ask him what it is.]
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Oh? Are you too shy to tell me? Please, I am eager to find out. Do your best to keep it just one word, then.
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video | un: redpaladin
This sounds like a desperate attempt at finding a date.
[Because it was soooooo much like what he'd expect from Lance... well, maybe not this bad, but close enough.]
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[ Who is this guy? What is with that response from Karamatsu? HE DOESN'T KNOW THIS PERSON FROM ADAM. This time of the year he gets incredibly shady, I apologize. ]
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Video | BURNER PHONE; username: ALLMIGHT
He stares for a moment before -- !!]
PASS!!
[I HAVE LET YOU DOWN GENTLY.]
You're too young for an old hero like me, my boy! [Spoken jokingly, bless your heart, kid.] But I hope your romantic endeavors have yielded you some romantic results!!
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Karamatsu's eyebrows raise at the loud rejection, but his expression eases when he is given a reason. ]
I appreciate your honesty! I think.. I might be in some sort of luck! Tell me, do you have any sort of advice for somebody like me?
[ He's been rejecting everyone's advice about this but something about this guy's presence makes him trust him... nice.. ]
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