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ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) ([personal profile] glitterpants) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-07 09:09 pm

( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool

[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.

Spoiler: he is.

But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]


Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]

I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
odenson: (66)

[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-11 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Chibita can’t help but roll his eyes as Osomatsu mentions the bit about money, even though it’s honestly a good point because Chibita knows well enough first hand how much these idiots are willing to spend on a romantic option should that person ask for it. He huffs out a bit of a sigh, folding his arms contemplatively across his chest, taking half a moment to think. With Osomatsu, he could approach the conversation from the money angle, but with Karamatsu, he needs something different]

I mean....’s not really just th’ money, is it? It’s about gettin’ to know that person and seein’ who they are. It shows yer interested in them as a person, not just a romantic partner who could be easily replaced by anyone else sittin’ across from ya. So...I think it’s way more romantic for a first date than any grand gestures.
relieable: is not the end of the world (being compared to a muppet)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[geez, that's not what he meant you guys. but whatever! Osomatsu pushes himself up off the ground and stands]

Maybe they'd be more impressed if you weren't such a try-hard.
odenson: (49)

[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-12 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chibita stares at Karamatsu for a moment, that bit of worry slipping onto his face again--except then his head jerks towards Osomatsu at that and he frowns, snapping, something of a warning in his tone] Oi.

[except...hngh. He doesn't like this. Mostly because of what Karamatsu's been saying; that bit about him being nobody, and people being disappointed. He folds his arms over his chest, tapping his foot a bit in concentration as he tilts his head down to frown at his knees. He's trying to figure out exactly what to say...and it takes half a moment before he does speak, shaking his head.]

That ain't it. That ain't the issue. [he looks up again, still looking concerned. Fine. Talking around this isn't going to get them anywhere and though Chibita is a bit hesitant to do it with another Matsu around...if he doesn't address this, they'll go around in circles] The issue is thinkin' you're nobody if ya don't have a date, or...or that somehow spendin' a lotta money is what's gonna impress anyone. Maybe some people it might, but then it's just a show for th' show's sake. What if they don't like big displays like that, huh?
relieable: (i smell like apathy and regret)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu rolls his shoulder, cracks his neck. he wasn't going to say anything, but Karamatsu's being insufferable. here he was, trying to be serious, to help his brother out, and it backfires in his face.

he turns away, tucking his hands into his pockets. admittedly, Karamatsu has a point. and Osomatsu was the one who had said that Karamatsu should stay Karamatsu, and take things headfirst. but now he's feeling grouchy because he was insulted]


I'm not the one begging strangers for a date. I already got one. [and off he goes. good luck, Karamatsu]
odenson: (59)

[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-13 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Chibita huffs a bit at the two of them...but he's not gonna say anything on either end. Honestly neither of them are acting great, not that it's a surprise, so he'll just...wait for a moment. Maybe Karamatsu will be more receptive once Osomatsu's out of the room and they've quit sniping at each other.]
Edited 2017-12-13 08:31 (UTC)
odenson: (18)

[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-14 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's at this point that Chibita huffs out a bit of a sigh, shifting so he can face Karamatsu a little better, arms folded, arching an eyebrow at him. Especially at that snarl.

But after a moment, he'll reach out and nudge Karamatsu's knee with his foot]


Oi. Karaboy. I gotta question.
odenson: (46)

[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-16 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[alskdhfsoihfs THE YELL MAKES HIM JUMP A LITTLE, STARTLED, SO OF COURSE HE HAS TO YELL BACK]

THE HELL, YA IDJIT, DAMMIT! I DIDN'T SAY YA WERE!

[....he may have been thinking it, though]
odenson: (27)

[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-27 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chibita lets that silence hang and doesn't address that first part, not quite yet. Because he didn't know that Osomatsu had a date, but he doesn't think he's lying either. Not this time. He sits in that silence for a moment, then again after the question. How does he structure this? True, each of those Matsus need to be handled differently, but Chibita's honestly not really sure how to restructure an honest question. So he'll just...ask it. And hope for the best.]

...what makes ya think you're nobody?
Edited 2017-12-28 16:00 (UTC)