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ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) ([personal profile] glitterpants) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-07 09:09 pm

( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool

[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.

Spoiler: he is.

But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]


Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]

I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
odenson: (40)

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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-08 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[you're definitely getting a pillow thrown in your direction from the couch, bub]
relieable: (i wanna throw up and cum in that order)

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[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-08 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[wow where did Chibita come from? the pillow meets its mark, and Osomatsu goes falling back]
odenson: (56)

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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-08 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE WAS ON THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME IN THE SHARED LIVING AREA obvs--but when the pillow finds its mark, it's actually rather satisfying, and he can't help but let out a cackle as he hits the floor] Kekeke!
relieable: (weapons to be determined)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-08 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu rubs his head and pushes himself up. he glares at Chibita, and then sees the pillow. hmmmm...

he picks it up and crawls over to his friend, then smacks him with it]
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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-08 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[So.

He was laughing a hot moment ago.

Except

Now he has a face full of pillow.]


Ack!

[Chibita squawks, failing, coughing a bit from the feathers, shoving at the thing to get it out of his face--when his free hand closes on one of the other pillows, and he jerks it, swinging it blindly at Osomatsu in order to get him to back off a bit so Chibita can get a better vantage point 8)]
relieable: (van sex tonight)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu does not let up for a second, continuing to wail on Chibita with his own pillow. this is dumb, right? they're having a pillow fight in the dark, surrounded by candles, laughing and squawking while Karamatsu tries to be serious.

poor Karamatsu, there is no respect.

Chibita finally gets a hit in, knocking Osomatsu back... how is the little guy so strong?]
odenson: (25)

[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-08 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[MANUAL LABOR, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Honestly, Chibita hasn't tussled with anyone just for fun in...a really long time? Ever? Most of their previous fights ended with grievous bodily harm, but this? It's...harmless. It's just fun. And Chibita can't help but laugh, even as Osomatsu continues whacking him with a pillow before falling back when Chibita finally gets a hit in--and he can't help but let out a crow of triumph, making to pounce on Osomatsu and continue his assault now that he possibly has the metaphorical high ground]
relieable: (i also like him)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-08 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh no! Osomatsu is down, and he's being beaten by a savage! he cries out, trying to get away]

Hey, no fair! K-Karamatsu! Help!

[what a baby, because he isn't winning]
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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-08 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi oi! [yep he is definitely sitting on Osomatsu's chest and smacking him in the face with a pillow] No fair callin' for reinforcements! Defend yourself, Osomatsu!
relieable: (at least be safe and use a spork)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ahhh! the lights are suddenly on, and Osomatsu blinks owlishly as his eyes adjust. he turns to look at Karamatsu, blocking the pillow with his arms]

Eh? [oh, Karamatsu's serious!]
Edited 2017-12-09 01:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-09 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[The lights come on, suddenly, and Chibita makes a mild sound of protest, rubbing at his eyes, pausing in his assault to glance at Karamatsu...from where he's sitting cross-legged on Osomatsu's chest lol.

Wait a minute, is Karamatsu actually sounding like he's scolding? Chibita can't help but arch an eyebrow, contemplating Karamatsu's serious demeanor for half a moment--]


odenson: (72)

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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[--before he throws that pillow at Karamatsu's face.

Nope, no sir, none of your seriousness here. Especially if he's gonna walk around in that robe in public spaces.]


Eh, I dunno, Karaboy. S'it enough?

[he rests his elbows on his knees.

While still sitting on Osomatsu.]
relieable: is not the end of the world (being compared to a muppet)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-09 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, now Osomatsu looks annoyed, but he's not angry. Karamatsu's being Karamatsu, is all]

Didn't we try this before, though? Advertising ourselves turned out to be a bust. [besides, who was Karamatsu kidding? didn't he hate Christmas like the rest of his brothers?]
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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-09 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that 'thwap' sound was super duper satisfying. But what Osomatsu follows up with definitely catches his attention.] Eh? You advertised yourselves before? [Chibita blinks, glancing down at Osomatsu] Why'd ya do that? Did ya think it was gonna work or somethin'?

[Right okay, turning his attention back to Karamatsu now, resting his chin on his hand.] ...ya sure this is the way y'wanna go about this? I mean, it might be better askin' around in person.

relieable: (i may have broke the toilet masturbating)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-09 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[jaw drops. actually drops.

WOW.

he doesn't even know how to respond]
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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-09 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Chibita's eyebrows shoot up at that, almost to where his hairline might be...if he had one. But then they drop again into a frown, and he's (finally) getting off Osomatsu's chest, shifting to stand with a huff. He wanders a bit closer, resting his hands on his hips, cocking his head slightly to the side to study his friend.]

You really are pretty serious 'bout this, huh? [BECAUSE HE INSULTED OSOMATSU????] Why're you so serious 'bout it now?
relieable: (i no longer want to tap that)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Osomatsu rolls onto his stomach, kicking his legs up and resting his chin in his hands while he watches Karamatsu. hm]

Chibita and Aoba told me to start by asking someone out for coffee. Maybe you should try that instead of going through... all of this.
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[personal profile] odenson 2017-12-10 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[All of that from Karamatsu, that first part, is basically what Chibita expected to hear. Except that last line. And he starts to frown, something like concern starting to shift its way onto his features as he moves closer to plop down next to Karamatsu, opening his mouth to say something--but then Osomatsu speaks and Chibita pauses, glancing over at him...before shutting his mouth. Maybe not the best place to address that last sentence. Instead, he'll let that suggestion hang for a moment, before he folds his arms over his chest.]

It'd be a good way t'get t'know people one on one, anyway.
relieable: (turns out vomit takes off spray tan)

[personal profile] relieable 2017-12-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[careful, Karamatsu. he works with coffee]

The point is to, uh. Talk. Without paying too much money... [turns his head towards Chibita. help?]

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