( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.

Spoiler: he is.

But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]</sub>

Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. _{[ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]}
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? _{[ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]}
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
_{[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]}

I will give you a night you won't ever forget! _{[ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]}
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!

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[action]

[odenson]

[you're definitely getting a pillow thrown in your direction from the couch, bub]

[action]

[relieable]

[wow where did Chibita come from? the pillow meets its mark, and Osomatsu goes falling back]

[action]

[odenson]

[HE WAS ON THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME IN THE SHARED LIVING AREA obvs--but when the pillow finds its mark, it's actually rather satisfying, and he can't help but let out a cackle as he hits the floor] Kekeke!

[relieable]

[Osomatsu rubs his head and pushes himself up. he glares at Chibita, and then sees the pillow. hmmmm...

he picks it up and crawls over to his friend, then smacks him with it]

[odenson]

[So.

He was laughing a hot moment ago.

Except

Now he has a face full of pillow.]

Ack!

[Chibita squawks, failing, coughing a bit from the feathers, shoving at the thing to get it out of his face--when his free hand closes on one of the other pillows, and he jerks it, swinging it blindly at Osomatsu in order to get him to back off a bit so Chibita can get a better vantage point 8)]

[relieable]

[Osomatsu does not let up for a second, continuing to wail on Chibita with his own pillow. this is dumb, right? they're having a pillow fight in the dark, surrounded by candles, laughing and squawking while Karamatsu tries to be serious.

poor Karamatsu, there is no respect.

Chibita finally gets a hit in, knocking Osomatsu back... how is the little guy so strong?]

[odenson]

[MANUAL LABOR, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Honestly, Chibita hasn't tussled with anyone just for fun in...a really long time? Ever? Most of their previous fights ended with grievous bodily harm, but this? It's...harmless. It's just fun. And Chibita can't help but laugh, even as Osomatsu continues whacking him with a pillow before falling back when Chibita finally gets a hit in--and he can't help but let out a crow of triumph, making to pounce on Osomatsu and continue his assault now that he possibly has the metaphorical high ground]

[relieable]

[oh no! Osomatsu is down, and he's being beaten by a savage! he cries out, trying to get away]

Hey, no fair! K-Karamatsu! Help!

[what a baby, because he isn't winning]

[odenson]

Oi oi! [yep he is definitely sitting on Osomatsu's chest and smacking him in the face with a pillow] No fair callin' for reinforcements! Defend yourself, Osomatsu!

1.2

[glitterpants]

_{[ a thousand year stare... ]}

[glitterpants]

<sub>[ He should know better, really, that neither of them would take what he's doing seriously. His love life is on the line here! He could actually maybe get a date here, unlike back home where the only dates he got were people trying to take advantage of him and pay for the meal. He's had more success making friends and connections here than anyone, and so, he was hoping maybe his romance life would have better luck too.

Usually, Karamatsu has more patience than this. Usually, he's nice at the beginning and tries to have a long fuse... but that just isn't the case right now.
The lights flick on and Karamatsu heaves an exasperated sigh. ]</sub>

Oi, is that all? Is that enough from you both?

[relieable]

[ahhh! the lights are suddenly on, and Osomatsu blinks owlishly as his eyes adjust. he turns to look at Karamatsu, blocking the pillow with his arms]

Eh? [oh, Karamatsu's serious!]

1/2

[odenson]

[The lights come on, suddenly, and Chibita makes a mild sound of protest, rubbing at his eyes, pausing in his assault to glance at Karamatsu...from where he's sitting cross-legged on Osomatsu's chest lol.

Wait a minute, is Karamatsu actually sounding like he's scolding? Chibita can't help but arch an eyebrow, contemplating Karamatsu's serious demeanor for half a moment--]

2/2

[odenson]

[--before he throws that pillow at Karamatsu's face.

Nope, no sir, none of your seriousness here. Especially if he's gonna walk around in that robe in public spaces.]

Eh, I dunno, Karaboy. S'it enough?

[he rests his elbows on his knees.

While still sitting on Osomatsu.]

[glitterpants]

_{[ There's an oddly satisfying sound heard when the pillow hits Karamatsu directly in the face, his hands waving around the catch the pillow as it falls from him. His brows are pinned firmly together, his jaw line firm. ]}

It is more than enough! Do either of you know not to interfere with the sacred story of romance shared between two people!? This could be my chapter one to a timeless tale that I have with somebody else!
_{[ Even when mad he still speaks like an idiot... sometimes. ]}

[relieable]

[okay, now Osomatsu looks annoyed, but he's not angry. Karamatsu's being Karamatsu, is all]

Didn't we try this before, though? Advertising ourselves turned out to be a bust. [besides, who was Karamatsu kidding? didn't he hate Christmas like the rest of his brothers?]

[odenson]

[Yeah, that 'thwap' sound was super duper satisfying. But what Osomatsu follows up with definitely catches his attention.] Eh? You advertised yourselves before? [Chibita blinks, glancing down at Osomatsu] Why'd ya do that? Did ya think it was gonna work or somethin'?

[Right okay, turning his attention back to Karamatsu now, resting his chin on his hand.] ...ya sure this is the way y'wanna go about this? I mean, it might be better askin' around in person.

[glitterpants]

It'll work this time because I'm doing it on my own and without Osomatsu-niisan.
_{[ SAVAGE. ]}

[relieable]

[jaw drops. actually drops.

WOW.

he doesn't even know how to respond]

[odenson]

[Chibita's eyebrows shoot up at that, almost to where his hairline might be...if he had one. But then they drop again into a frown, and he's (finally) getting off Osomatsu's chest, shifting to stand with a huff. He wanders a bit closer, resting his hands on his hips, cocking his head slightly to the side to study his friend.]

You really are pretty serious 'bout this, huh? [BECAUSE HE INSULTED OSOMATSU????] Why're you so serious 'bout it now?

[glitterpants]

Why am I serious about it now? Now it is the first Christmas I've spent somewhere else from home. The people here.. they are different. The people here.. they seem to listen. Should I spend another Christmas without anyone special? Non, je refuse! I would be ruined to nothing if I did not at least try to capture anyone's heart this season. An opportunity— wasted. A pinnacle of my life, missed. Yes, it is true, I love my brothers! But..

_{[ A beat, his voice lowering. ]}
I'm tired of being with nobody during these times. I'm tired of.. being a nobody during these times.

[relieable]

[Osomatsu rolls onto his stomach, kicking his legs up and resting his chin in his hands while he watches Karamatsu. hm]

Chibita and Aoba told me to start by asking someone out for coffee. Maybe you should try that instead of going through... all of this.

[odenson]

[All of that from Karamatsu, that first part, is basically what Chibita expected to hear. Except that last line. And he starts to frown, something like concern starting to shift its way onto his features as he moves closer to plop down next to Karamatsu, opening his mouth to say something--but then Osomatsu speaks and Chibita pauses, glancing over at him...before shutting his mouth. Maybe not the best place to address that last sentence. Instead, he'll let that suggestion hang for a moment, before he folds his arms over his chest.]

It'd be a good way t'get t'know people one on one, anyway.

[glitterpants]

Coffee?
_{[ How boring. ]}

What is romantic about coffee?

[relieable]

[careful, Karamatsu. he works with coffee]

The point is to, uh. Talk. Without paying too much money... [turns his head towards Chibita. help?]