ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) (
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Entry tags:
- voltron: keith,
- ✖ bssm (manga): sailor galaxia,
- ✖ dmmd: aoba seragaki,
- ✖ ffxv: ignis scientia,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist (03): edward elric,
- ✖ game of thrones: daenerys targaryen,
- ✖ gravity rush: raven,
- ✖ marvel (ultimates): tony stark,
- ✖ my hero academia: toshinori yagi,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: chibita,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: karamatsu matsuno,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: osomatsu matsuno,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson
( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool
[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.
Spoiler: he is.
But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]
Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]
I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
Spoiler: he is.
But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]
Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]
I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
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he picks it up and crawls over to his friend, then smacks him with it]
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He was laughing a hot moment ago.
Except
Now he has a face full of pillow.]
Ack!
[Chibita squawks, failing, coughing a bit from the feathers, shoving at the thing to get it out of his face--when his free hand closes on one of the other pillows, and he jerks it, swinging it blindly at Osomatsu in order to get him to back off a bit so Chibita can get a better vantage point 8)]
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poor Karamatsu, there is no respect.
Chibita finally gets a hit in, knocking Osomatsu back... how is the little guy so strong?]
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Honestly, Chibita hasn't tussled with anyone just for fun in...a really long time? Ever? Most of their previous fights ended with grievous bodily harm, but this? It's...harmless. It's just fun. And Chibita can't help but laugh, even as Osomatsu continues whacking him with a pillow before falling back when Chibita finally gets a hit in--and he can't help but let out a crow of triumph, making to pounce on Osomatsu and continue his assault now that he possibly has the metaphorical high ground]
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Hey, no fair! K-Karamatsu! Help!
[what a baby, because he isn't winning]
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Usually, Karamatsu has more patience than this. Usually, he's nice at the beginning and tries to have a long fuse... but that just isn't the case right now.
The lights flick on and Karamatsu heaves an exasperated sigh. ]
Oi, is that all? Is that enough from you both?
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Eh? [oh, Karamatsu's serious!]
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Wait a minute, is Karamatsu actually sounding like he's scolding? Chibita can't help but arch an eyebrow, contemplating Karamatsu's serious demeanor for half a moment--]
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Nope, no sir, none of your seriousness here. Especially if he's gonna walk around in that robe in public spaces.]
Eh, I dunno, Karaboy. S'it enough?
[he rests his elbows on his knees.
While still sitting on Osomatsu.]
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It is more than enough! Do either of you know not to interfere with the sacred story of romance shared between two people!? This could be my chapter one to a timeless tale that I have with somebody else!
[ Even when mad he still speaks like an idiot... sometimes. ]
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Didn't we try this before, though? Advertising ourselves turned out to be a bust. [besides, who was Karamatsu kidding? didn't he hate Christmas like the rest of his brothers?]
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[Right okay, turning his attention back to Karamatsu now, resting his chin on his hand.] ...ya sure this is the way y'wanna go about this? I mean, it might be better askin' around in person.
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[ SAVAGE. ]
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WOW.
he doesn't even know how to respond]
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You really are pretty serious 'bout this, huh? [BECAUSE HE INSULTED OSOMATSU????] Why're you so serious 'bout it now?
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[ A beat, his voice lowering. ]
I'm tired of being with nobody during these times. I'm tired of.. being a nobody during these times.
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Chibita and Aoba told me to start by asking someone out for coffee. Maybe you should try that instead of going through... all of this.
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It'd be a good way t'get t'know people one on one, anyway.
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[ How boring. ]
What is romantic about coffee?
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The point is to, uh. Talk. Without paying too much money... [turns his head towards Chibita. help?]
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