( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.

Spoiler: he is.

But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]</sub>

Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. _{[ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]}
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? _{[ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]}
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
_{[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]}

I will give you a night you won't ever forget! _{[ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]}
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!

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[tempredmental]

[Keith frowned a bit at first, and then shrugged.]

You don't need to. You're not my type.

[glitterpants]

_{[ This is the best way to approach Karamatsu when you've met him for the first time. ]}
Ah? Am I that intimidating? That is quite fine! You can settle for being apart of my adoring fan base.. once I have reached becoming a celebrity!
Tell me, do you like music? I could even write a song about you because I am that nice of a person!

[tempredmental]

[See this face? Keith was not impressed.]

A celebrity of what? Bad dating habits?

[glitterpants]

Not that at all! I am actually.. very passionate about music! I play.. the guitar! And I also sing! I practice every day so I can warm the hearts of those troubled— I want to inspire them through my music!

[tempredmental]

I haven't heard anything you've done.

[Still not impressed here.]

[glitterpants]

That is because...





I have not done anything! The world must be prepared for my presence! I am waiting for the perfect moment to amaze this entire city!
_{[ give it a rest it's because you're a slack-off. ]}

[tempredmental]

So, in other words, you're not famous at all.

[Someone might be on to you there, Karamatsu.]

[glitterpants]

I am.. predestined to be famous!! Just give me time! There is no harm in celebrating all of my success beforehand!
_{[ Actually, he's just delusional. ]}

[tempredmental]

You know... there's a phrase for that... about counting chickens... you might want to take it into consideration.

[glitterpants]

_{[ Counting chickens? ]}
You do not need to worry... I will count all of the chickens.. even before they hatch!
_{[ He doesn't know that phrase.. so he thinks it's a good thing. Big shrug. ]}

[tempredmental]

[Oh no. Keith pinched the bridge of his nose with a sigh.]

No... no... you're not supposed to count them before they hatch. That's the point.

[glitterpants]

Ah.. why is that? I think I am clever enough to know.. which ones will hatch into beautiful chicklings!
_{[ whats a chickling... ]}

Is that what you do? You prefer to count them after they hatch?

[tempredmental]

How is that?

[Keith was betting this guy had no clue and would play it off like it was some sort of big secret he refused to share.]

Of course. That way, you know which ones become chickens and which ones don't hatch.

[glitterpants]

Heh.. I can charm the chickens to hatch. That is how I know how many will hatch.
_{[ He's practically glistening. Everything he says makes perfect sense to him. ]}

[tempredmental]

Sure you can. And how many times has that worked?