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ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) ([personal profile] glitterpants) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-12-07 09:09 pm

( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool

[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.

Spoiler: he is.

But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]


Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]

I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
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[personal profile] bunnyhopped 2017-12-12 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
i'm being serious, kara!
why would i want to spend christmas with some guy when i can stay and eat at home
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[personal profile] bunnyhopped 2017-12-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
umm
honestly no one is lucky enough to get me to spend a christmas date with them


[ she doesn't have one ]
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[personal profile] bunnyhopped 2017-12-13 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ looks at text. looks at the video from moments before. looks at kara's ridiculous get-up............ ]

the way you're dressed, kinda feels like you're expecting more than just walking and holding hands on a christmas date
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[personal profile] bunnyhopped 2017-12-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ HMMM... ]

shouldn't you be asking someone on an important date like this in person and not through text, karamatsu?
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[personal profile] bunnyhopped 2017-12-16 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm really not interested in going out on a date for Christmas...

But next time you ask someone, you should ask them out in person instead of on a post like this.
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[personal profile] bunnyhopped 2017-12-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
... no, they're not
but yours is. or part of it? it might be nice for you to spend time with them too since you have the chance.