ᴍᴀᴛsᴜɴᴏ sʜɪᴛᴛʏᴍᴀᴛsᴜ (松野 カラ松) (
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Entry tags:
- voltron: keith,
- ✖ bssm (manga): sailor galaxia,
- ✖ dmmd: aoba seragaki,
- ✖ ffxv: ignis scientia,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist (03): edward elric,
- ✖ game of thrones: daenerys targaryen,
- ✖ gravity rush: raven,
- ✖ marvel (ultimates): tony stark,
- ✖ my hero academia: toshinori yagi,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: chibita,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: karamatsu matsuno,
- ✖ osomatsu-san: osomatsu matsuno,
- ✖ vikings: ivar ragnarsson
( VIDEO. 003 ) — un: 2cool
[ Perhaps you recognize this guy because he has two other identical brothers here. Perhaps you recognize him from watching some campy soap opera that he has acted in— you know his face, he's the guy that always dies in the background. If not, perhaps you're one of the unfortunate people who actually know him.. or are friends with him. Yikes. Either way, this feed features Karamatsu illuminated by candlelight, nothing more. He's wearing a closed bathrobe and.. nothing more, either. Well, just about. There's a red bow tied around his neck— if anyone cared to look further, they'll probably see it's also draped over his collarbone, implying he's wrapped up in a ribbon like a present underneath that robe.
Spoiler: he is.
But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]
Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]
I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
Spoiler: he is.
But that's not it. A painful picture deserves some painful monologues, right? He parts his lips, expression appearing wistful. It's bad acting at it's finest. It's cringe worthy. ]
Ah, December. It is probably... my second favorite time of the year. It is a time for generosity, a time for giving. A time to reflect on your former self as the year draws to an end.. a time for.. love. [ TAKES A DRAMATIC SIP OF WINE. ]
Where I am from.. we celebrate Christmas. It is.. expected, ah no, it is mandatory that love blossoms within the snowy air, shrouding all feelings of loneliness with feelings of adoration— feelings of belong. If you are lonely this month, I can offer you the greatest gift you can ever receive! Ah, are you ready? [ He sucks in a breath and then exclaims with a flourish: ]
IT IS LOVE!!!
It is all the love that I could ever give! Simply accept and be my date on the 25th! I will shower you with gifts! I will shower you with.. romance!
[ His voice is cracking slightly from sounding so desperate, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. It's really pitiful. ]
I will give you a night you won't ever forget! [ PROBABLY FOR THE WRONG REASONS... ]
Say goodbye to lonely nights, hello to season delights!!
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Heh.. that is too funny... Dva-san!!! Ah i am not falling for that.
Im sure you get Christmas dates every single year!! You are TOO COOL to not!
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why would i want to spend christmas with some guy when i can stay and eat at home
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I do not believe you. You deserve only the best Christmas date!
Tell me who your lucky guy is this year.
[ nah still not falling for it. Hana is a queen, somebody has obviously asked her out already! ]
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honestly no one is lucky enough to get me to spend a christmas date with them
[ she doesn't have one ]
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switching to private cause nah he's actually kind of embarrassed
now done
<private>
the way you're dressed, kinda feels like you're expecting more than just walking and holding hands on a christmas date
<private>
Is gaze into your perfect eyes! You are flawless! We could do more, if you like. but just being around you on christmas... that would make me happy.
[ what Hana doesn't know is that he's about to throw up having this conversation with her cause he's a nervous wreck. ]
<private>
shouldn't you be asking someone on an important date like this in person and not through text, karamatsu?
<private>
Would you like me to ask you out in person, summer flower?? I will provide for you the most wonderful asking-out imaginable!
[ CASUALLY JUST WETS HIMSELF RIGHT HERE WHERE NOBODY CAN SEE HIM. ]
<private>
But next time you ask someone, you should ask them out in person instead of on a post like this.
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Heh of course of course... a christmas date.. with somebody who usually spends time with family.. it might be.. too much! It is not enough time for someone to prepare their heart!
[ OMG HE'S FINALLY GETTING IT?? ]
Oh but.. your family.. they aren't here, are they?
[ don't do this don't make it sad.. ]
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but yours is. or part of it? it might be nice for you to spend time with them too since you have the chance.
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My family.. they are great in their own way.. but they probably are nothing like yours.. of course not.. everyone loves their family more than any other family!
but i am willing to share them if you have the time to see us on christmas.