video || un: scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

[This broadcast comes to you LIVE from outside a fancy lingerie shop, where Val and Sif are standing, both looking perplexed and a little...grumpy?

The shop employee wouldn’t let them film inside, so Val’s begrudgingly bought a few of the more offensive items on offer, purely for the purpose of figuring out what the fuck is wrong with people, y’all need Odin.

Nodding to Sif, she holds up a pair of lacy thong underwear. Her phone is propped up on a public mailbox so she can do this handsfree, waggling the offending garment in front of the camera.]

Right. What MAN decided this was a good idea? The whole point of underwear is to keep everything covered. This—this is a torture device.

And it gets worse. Sif? Show them the other thing.

[ Sif appears reluctant to even be touching the thing in her hand, but in the interest of getting some answers she is going to make the sacrifice. It’s another pair of panties, of course, this time with a zipper down the front. Said zipper gets opened, and Sif spreads the resulting hole out to really show it off to the camera.]

Is this supposed to be appealing? To anyone? These things barely exist to begin with, surely ease of access was never a problem big enough to warrant such a thing.

[Val nods emphatically.]

Fucking exactly. You guys had one job and you botched it. Not to mention— ‘push-up bras’? Why would I want to choke on my own tits? It’s completely unnecessary. If any of you have an explanation, please tell us. We want to have a good laugh about it.

[Sif simply nods at that, Val pretty much summed it all up right there.]

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video » un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

_{[ Right after "b1gbrother" responds to this video, somebody else replies with an identical face. The only difference is his eyebrows are a little broader and his voice is a little deeper. Otherwise, they're equal amounts of trash. ]}

Oi.. are you gonna put those on?
_{[ Unlike Osomatsu, Karamatsu looks a little more flustered at the thought. ]}

video; scrapper142

[trashvalkyrie]

[right so she's paying literally no attention to anything but the fact that this guy's face looks just like the other guy's face, and her face turns from mildly annoyed to full-on irritated.]

Didn't I just tell you no? Here, let me make that more clear for you: fuck no.

[glitterpants]

_{[ that's okay, they get confused for each other all the time. ]}

Heh. Forgive me. I think you are mistaken.. I have not spoken to somebody quite as angelic as you before! This is our first encounter— our first conversation, as destined by Fate. As far as the clothing goes, you should be able to wear what you desire! Yes, those kind of clothes.. they would look nice on you, but the exterior of a woman doesn't hold a candle to how beautiful she is on the inside! Like a sacred treasure inside of a wooden chest.

There is more attractiveness that lies within.

_{[ see the difference? He's a lot more long-winded than that other guy (and maybe more annoying depending on the person.) ]}

[trashvalkyrie]

[Okay so now she checks the username, and...yeah, that's a different guy. Great, there are two of them. First two Lokis, now this?]

Right. Question. Does this actually work on other women?

[glitterpants]

_{[ There's actually six of them, but luckily for you, only half of them have made it here to the Quarantine. ]}

Work on other women? Ah, how do you mean? Do you mean the articles of clothing you have...? Are you saying you are considering wearing something like this for another madamoiselle?

[trashvalkyrie]

Holy fuck you're so stupid—

I meant your whole...deal. The shitty lines. Do you just talk to them until they give up and go to bed with you?

[glitterpants]

_{[ oh.... ]}
My whole... deal.
<sub>[ He repeats for dramatic effect. Then, he snaps his fingers, nodding a few times. However, he doesn't say anything.. he draws it out an makes it build up.

And then, finally: ]</sub>

I am not certain! I do not think I have ever gotten this far into this kind of conversation with a girl before. .. Is it working?
_{[ I'm so sorry... ]}

[trashvalkyrie]

[She's honestly so baffled by....his existence right now.]

...................no.

[glitterpants]

_{[ That is a natural response when someone first meets him, don't worry. It's also a natural response for him to talk to a girl this way— Val is honestly not the first. ]}

It is a bit overwhelming, is it not? _{[ He means this in a positive way, but he's probably overwhelming in a negative way to her. ]}

What you should do with the clothing if you are not willing to try it on.. keep it in mind in case you need to buy someone a present. I am sure they will find it humorous if they do not like it. As a master of fashion, I would say somebody out there might would wear something like this.

[trashvalkyrie]

Right. Overwhelming. If that's...what you want to call it.

[Honestly, at this point? His commitment is kind of impressive even if the overall message is irritating.]

You're a master of fashion? That sounds made-up.

[glitterpants]

Of course! I make my own clothes sometimes.. it is not very hard, but sometimes I do lack the motivation. I read fashion magazines all the time so I know what is cool!
_{[ No, he doesn't. More like he idolizes all of the fashion models and wishes to be like them. ]}

[trashvalkyrie]

Okay, sure, but don't you need to like...go to school or something to be considered a 'master'?

[glitterpants]

Says who.
_{[ Society, you know. Basically, everyone. ]}

[trashvalkyrie]

...Everyone?

[glitterpants]

_{[ .... ]}
While you have a valid point, It is.. in my future plans to go to school for something such as this! Ah.. I am training well in my free time while I have it.
_{[ Spoiler: he doesn't have plans for this whatsoever. ]}

I'm glad to have seen that you found some of fashion's treasures.. even if it is not your taste.

video » un: sif

[fiercestwarrior]

What do you think?

[ Seriously? Two of them?

Why. ]

[glitterpants]

Heh, well.. considering your broadcast.. it seems like maybe you are 100% offended by this clothing! Or, perhaps, it is your denial to hide that maybe you're actually curious too..

Ah! If I had clothing like that in my grasps, I do think I would try them on myself.. just to satisfy my interest!
_{[ ????? gross?? ]}

[fiercestwarrior]

It is not that hard to find.

[ By all means do go and try on some thongs, it would mean not bothering her! ]

[glitterpants]

Ah? You're right.. clothing like this seems to be everywhere, doesn't it? I think.. they are very beautiful! But I could make my own if I wanted to, or anything else for that matter.. since I enjoy sewing!

It sounds like maybe you have specific tastes.. then.. what kind of clothing is it you like?
_{[ He's trying to small talk instead of just outright flirting this time, but.. we'll see how that goes. ]}

[fiercestwarrior]

[ Sif is... pretty bad at small talk. ]

Armour.

[glitterpants]

_{[ Armour.. okay. He hasn't ever made that before, but he supposes that everyone has their own tastes and can respect that (his own tastes are pretty outrageous.) ]}

I see... you're going for quite an ancient look. What kind of battle is it you are wearing your armour in? After all, we are all warriors in the battle of life.
_{[ stop. ]}

[fiercestwarrior]

There is nothing ancient about my armour.

[ Well, it's probably very old by human standards but that's another story. ]

And it is meant for real battle.

[ Not whatever philosophical nonsense he is talking about. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ Oh.. oh she's serious. Well, Karamatsu really has 0 experience with this sort of thing, but now he can't help but he curious, eyebrows raising slightly: ]}

.. What sort of battle are you fighting?

[fiercestwarrior]

I defended my home against its enemies.

[ Aka she killed a lot of them. ]