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[He could try to do this the anon route but didn't see the point.]

I've got a couple of questions and some statements to make.
One, Peaches. If you're out there. Text me sometime.

Two, does anyone know this man. If so, please leave info on how to win him over.

Lastly. I've figured this whole thing out.
Why they bring use here.
It's because we're all so damn attractive.
Look around.
Bet there's not a single person here that doesn't fit that description.

UPDATED: I am not referring to children. I'm sure they're all cute though.

[Contributing to the network - yes. High quality - debatable.]

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[He specifically waits more than a few days before answering to this point. It was rather public and people did offer some interesting suggestions. He had seen a few people who would likely slander his name a bit, but from what he could tell, TJ flirted with almost anything that had too legs and a pulse.]

Should I be flattered that I've earned part of a public post about wooing, Mr. Hammond?

Alex.

[TJ only feels bad about the way he treats or approaches people when it’s pointed out. Fortunately, nobody has yet. He flirts because it feels good, temporarily boosts his mood, and distracts him from the long list of things he should probably deal with.]

Maybe. If it hadn’t gone the way it had. Got some good advice. Learned some shit you probably wish hadn’t come up.

We all have our secrets. You, being part of a political family, understand slander better than most. How many people spoke against your parents simply to damage them?

[And really, he had no reason to confirm or deny anything. That was part of the necessary game.]

And are you still interested in putting to use some of the information that you've gained here?

Yeah, I get it. Just do me a favor alright, don’t lie to me? You don’t have to tell me anything or own up, just don’t lie to my face. If something comes up. Shrug and move on. Then we don’t have to fight.

[Maybe they can stay friends that way.]

I dunno. Are you interested in letting me?

If that will make you feel safe and secure in our discussions, I will not lie to you. I may call upon censorship, but beyond that, I will put my trust in you that what we discuss shall also remain confidential. Will you give me that?

[Don't betray this limited trust. He had many enemies, and he's not afraid of throwing you into them first.]

I am curious to see where you'll go with it.

I’m good at keeping secrets. Don’t worry about that. You have yourself a deal.

Well maybe start off by telling me if I’m your type. Kinda hate to keep flirting with you only to find out you ain’t into men.

We have ourselves an accord. I am interested in people, and part of that is not limited myself by gender. However; it should be known that my wife of 42 years passed 2 years ago. I am rusty to any scene like this.

[42 years is a long time and two isn't so much. TJ sighs.]

If we're being honest. You're rusty and I'm the complete opposite of that.
I'll go easy on you.

You're very kind, but I can give as good as I received, I assure you. I'm a quick speed. Why me above all these people here? What are you looking to get out of an association with me?

Good. Then you won't be far behind.
I don't know.
Sex.

[Companionship. A friend. A lover. He's not sure what he's looking for or if Alex is going to be able to provide anything he might want. TJ doesn't know how he'll feel in a day, a month. If someone else might slip beneath the cracks and get to him. Maybe he'll actually have friends here, real ones. Maybe he'll fall in love with someone decent. Or maybe he'll get drunk, high, and fuck everything up again. It was hard to tell.]

I'm not sure what I'm hoping to get from you.
Was thinking you'd be able to shed some light on that.

[Pierce knew, in time, he was going to take this boy apart at the seams and likely consider putting him back together. With a face like that, it was hard not to, especially with vulnerabilities as plain as day.

Or maybe there was something else. Likely, there was. Why else go for a man three times TJ's age?]

If it was just sex, you'd go for someone younger and more virile than I am. I think you're looking for maturity, experience and maybe more than anything: loyalty. Someone who will see you through thick and thin, through good choices and bad. Or maybe you're after the heaps of money I don't have. :)

[He doesn't use emoji's often, but that one was to take the edge off the last line. It was a joke. See? Smiley face?]

maybe.
Or maybe I want what you’d have to offer in bed.
Experience. You know. Years of it.

[And wow, is he easy to read or what? Alex didn’t say a damn thing that TJ doesn’t want. Loyalty, someone to stick by his side when it’s good and bad.]

Don’t be an ass.
Do I look like I’m after your invisible cash?
Don’t answer that. And for the record, I’m not.

You realize there's no way I keep up with you, and I do have certain standards of conduct in any kind of sexual relationship. It's likely very old school for you. [He was also very good at reading people. Years of practice. Everyone in this world was just a heap of wants and desires, and it was picking and choosing which ones needed to be fulfilled over others.] Very well, you're after my large desk at work. It's big enough you could easily sleep on it if necessary. I know you aren't. Money is generally worthless without happiness to go with it.

Well maybe you don’t need to keep up.
I can do all the work.
Most of it, anyway.
What kind of standards? Missionary all the way standards or like no bondage standards?

Yeah, cause I’m all about that CEO life.
But I do like the sound of this desk. How comfortable is it?
Truer words have never been spoken.

Sorry to say but part of the conduct is 50-50. Work is work and both have to commit to it. My eye doesn't wander kind of standard. I expect any partner to do the same. My chair is very comfortable. The desk is pretty standard: unyielding, cold, rather unfeeling. So what makes you happy?

Good point.
Well that sounds like a commitment.
We should get to know each other. Maybe kiss a little.

Then I'll sit in your chair.
Not on the desk.
Things I shouldn't have.
Playing the piano. Sex.
What makes you happy?

You mean we should go on a date or two to see if there is a connection worth committing to beyond campfire snuggling? And what things shouldn't you have? Since we're being open and honest. Chess, people watching, my family. Making the world a better place.

Yeah, sounds about right.
Less mess.

[Maybe not as disappointing for TJ when Alex finds someone better.]

Things I shouldn’t have.
I’ve not always been as level headed as I am right now.
That’s our first date then.
Chess. I’ll cook.

Learning to care for someone is generally messy. What changed to make you level headed at present? Do you need me to bring the chess board?

I'm not high.

[There, that's out in the open now.]

Yeah, I don't have one.
What food do you want?

I suspect you don't mean high on life.

[Very interesting and potentially useful.]

That I can supply. I am willing to eat whatever you provide.

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They are weirdly adorable and I don't know how to feel about it

They are and I don’t either :D

You did this to me, and I blame you all the way

i blame us both

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