DO NOT BUY FURNITURE FROM QUARANTINE CRAIGSLIST!!!! (un: j.calhoun)

[bardish]

WARNING DO NOT BUY USED FURNITURE OFF THE NETWORK!! Some of the sellers here are VERY unscrupulous! I am now the proud owner of:

- 1 cursed endtable (IT KEEPS INSULTING MY MOTHER WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP??)

- 1 set of drawers that was housing a colony of space termites

- 1 mattress that is stained with either blood or cranberry juice or chocolate i'm not sure which. maybe all 3? now i have to sleep on a futon like i'm 19 yrs old again and it's KILLING my back

Anyway is anyone in the market for some gently used furniture?

[ jk jk he's not a big enough to dick to unload this NIGHTMARE FURNITURE onto anybody else. ]

Comments

[11calls]

Well, that's fair. I don't want bedbugs either.

But don't you want to debunk it?

[Challenge there? You bet. She's going to get you to admit this isn't a delusion in one way or another.]

[nobasisinfact]

I believe I mentioned a vacation.

[He will not step up to your challenge.]

[11calls]

[Fair point. For the moment.]

Okay. But it still would have been interesting to see.

[And sexy, Richard. Really Sexy.]

[nobasisinfact]

You've seen that 'interesting' side of my work more than enough, Miss Reagan.

[11calls]

As you say, Dr. Strand.

[But a cursed end table, Richard!]