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[suckstobestrange]

Consider this a little public service announcement, and my good deed for the day.

[At first it’s just Stephen Strange, looking even more like a magic hobo than he usually does, before he moves the feed to focus on a mini-fridge sitting in the corner of the communal kitchens and wouldn’t be anything to comment on if not for the heavy chains wrapped around it keeping the door shut, or the padlock that really looked like overkill.]

If you see this fridge here, missing its padlock or even worse open and I’m not already there dealing with it? I recommend either finding me, or a flamethrower immediately.

[The mini-fridge, which had been sitting quietly until this point started to shake, the sound of something inside smacking against the door making the chains around it rattle. Stephen came into view just long enough to smack the top of the fridge with the handle of a broom which seemed to startle whatever was inside into silence again.]

It should be in the floor 5 kitchen so if it’s not, even if it’s still locked, you’re going to want to come get me and I’ll deal with it.

And if you value your continued good health don’t eat anything that comes out of this thing.

Comments

[burntbridges]

What did you trap in there? Is it one of those creatures Professor Sycamore mentioned?

[suckstobestrange]

Oh goodness no. It's my groceries.

[Pay no mind to the renewed rattling going on, Stephen's ignoring it.]

[burntbridges]

Groceries? What... are those?

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[ikols]

[ ........................................... He's going to open it. ]

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[ikols]

You couldn't simply enjoy the fancy festival fare, could you.

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[mrterrific]

Don't you think there might be someplace better to keep... whatever that thing is than in a communal kitchen?

Just wondering.

[ That's code for: what the hell were you thinking, man. ]

[suckstobestrange]

The closer to the stove it is the less chance something escapes before I get the pan on a burner.

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[noassgardian]

[It's Doctor Strange and Billy-- is always just a little bit intimidated to speak with the man who's the Sorcerer Supreme. Intimidated and okay, excited.

Although maybe right now, he's just a little bit weirded out.]

Um, noted.

What's in there? Some sort of magical relics or something?

[suckstobestrange]

That would be a lot more pleasant.

[A small, wry grin as he shakes his head.]

This however holds nothing more entertaining than my lunch.

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[ragnarsson]

[He's almost afraid to ask but he's living on floor 5 so...]

What is in there?

[suckstobestrange]

My food. It's generally better to leave alive until you actually need it. So long as no one tampers with the padlock or chains it should be perfectly fine; this fridge isn't big enough for them to be able to grow too large if they start eating each other.

[Not like back home, that was always an adventure.]

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[amelioraate]

[ Why. W H Y.

God fucking dammit.

He is just... line-facing like all fuck at you right now.]

So I need to make a better and stronger fridge. Noted. Any notes on what will be most effective?

[suckstobestrange]

Honestly the fridge itself isn't the problem it's the lack of a lock or restraints that'll keep it shut.

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[bespredel]

What. The fuck.

[ Yeah... He thinks that basically sums it up. Who the hell eats anything that shakes, rattles, and rolls?! ]

[suckstobestrange]

Not the first time I've heard that one.

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[firelogic]

Why do you need a flamethrower?

I'm a flamethrower, although I'm not sure I should be burning things in the building.

*Chandra is at least better about aiming her camera now. She isn't showing any sign of being opposed to setting a fridge on fire.*

[suckstobestrange]

Well, if you see this fridge open feel free to burn the contents.

By a flamethrower do you mean through technological, genetic, or mystical means?

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[anotheroldsoldier]

[Well. This is going to make the communal living situation a little more exciting. And by exciting, he means 'why this'. He doesn't remember this being a thing when he worked a bit with Stephen with the New Avengers. Was he just not paying attention?]

...Why are you eating anything that comes out of that thing?

[suckstobestrange]

[Why do you think he never ate around the rest of you?]

Because I lead a glamorous life, and it's basically all I can eat anymore.

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[wingedman]

Uh-huh. So what kind of weird inedible shit are you eating?

[ And despite Sam's casual tone, he has no idea who Stephen is, or even that he comes from the same universe as the other Avengers. This is just him attempting to deal with weird shit calmly. ]

[suckstobestrange]

[So what, Stephen in Sam's universe managed to avoid being tangled in the whole mess?

...That lucky bastard.]

Other-dimensional abominations loosely passing as someone's nightmare concept of calamari.

@outis

[prisonking]

I'm not a vegetarian, but isn't that a little cruel?

[suckstobestrange]

It's safer all around. And besides they tend to degrade pretty quickly once they've been killed, so if I want to actually eat and not just get sick as hell, they need to be alive up until it's time to make a meal.

And besides once they've finished knocking around in there they'll settle.

For a specific degree of settling anyways.

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[livingsymbol]

Strange.

[Which is Steve's hello, but as he comes into the kitchen at the tail end of Stephen's post, it could also be his comment on the fridge. That's... an interesting lunch you've packed, friend.]

You expect this to escape the floor?

[suckstobestrange]

Afternoon.

[Pay no attention to Stephen looking even more like a trash fire than usual, those dark circles all but carved under his eyes are purely decorative. Facial hair unkept, and the man looks like he's Seen Some Shit.

Turning from the fridge for now to fish the kettle from one of the cabinets, he shoots Steve a small, thin smile.]

I don't, but if we're being honest that's normally the point when life decides that exact thing needs to happen.