( voice | un: vakarian )

[dispenserofjustice]

 I noticed other new arrivals asking after their friends. While I could do that, my friends are generally difficult to miss. The Krogan ones especially.

The welcoming party and I had a bit of a go and that landed me nowhere. Sooo I figure maybe someone can help a poor guy out and show him where he can crash? Maybe even find something to eat that won't kill him?

That last one might be a little much to ask for.

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voice }{ @badou

[yaylungcancer]

The welcoming party should have told you where you're staying, but I'm guessing they forgot to do that. I can try to show you the way to the building they seem to shove all the new arrivals in. Maybe there's a way to figure out where you got put.

voice;

[dispenserofjustice]

I might have gotten a bit touchy when they couldn't fix their mistake.

Technically a crash landing is being displaced, but that didn't mean I wanted to leave.

voice;

[yaylungcancer]

Hey, I get it. I was probably about to die, but I might have gotten out of the situation if I hadn't ended up here.

Are you still near the portal? I just got here too, so I can't really give great directions, but I'm more than happy to show you the way.

voice forever, un: anderson

[wronganswer]

What do you define as something to eat that won't kill you?

[dispenserofjustice]

Something with a dextro-amino acid base. Hell, I'll even take that paste over nothing right now.

[wronganswer]

A... what?

[ She's blinking. ]

Never heard of it.

Voice; un:Kaneki

[anthropophagite]

Krogan? [ what is a Krogan...

anywa- ]

When you arrive they usually give you a place to stay. Most of us get roomates.

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[dispenserofjustice]

You'll know one when you see one. Or you'll know one by the path of destruction it leaves behind. Same difference, really.

[Grunt is kind of extreme that way.]

As I said, I didn't really stick around for someone to give directions.

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[anthropophagite]

Well, there are all sort of people here. And aliens, so if they are dangerous maybe it'd be good to know? [ "you'll know when you see one" isn't very helpful...

but, anyway - ]

Maybe it'd be better to ask, I mean - it's a room for free so you won't have to worry about that sort of thing.

audio; user: katsuki

[yokunaru]

Ah, you should have been assigned a room when you got here... [Yuuri's voice trails off uncertainly.]

And...I think the food in the city should be safe. [He's just assuming Garrus hasn't had access to fresh food or something along those lines.] What are you in the mood for?

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[dispenserofjustice]

Being assigned and being shown where that assignment is are two different things.

[Not to mention he doesn't quite trust this place. No reason to.]

Given the fact that I've seen quite a few humans coming and going already, I'm not going to make that leap in logic just yet.

[yokunaru]

If it's the housing building you're looking for, I can help you find it. Do you know what your apartment number is?

[When he speaks up again, he sounds a little confused.]

Oh... you can't eat human food?

voice, UN: GraveMistake

[hellshot]

...

Guessing when you say they look like you, you mean 'clearly not from Earth.'

[Garrus was hardly the first Alien he's met, but...]

Describe what a 'Krogan' looks like.

voice

[dispenserofjustice]

There is that, but I meant that we're a pretty loud group of mixed company.

[And mostly human. But things tend to happen around Shepard and the rest of the crew can be just as rowdy.]

Krogan are huge, reptilian bipeds. Typically seven feet tall - maybe more if you calculate their humps into the equation - and heavy. They aren't exactly easy to take down either, what with all of the redundant organs they have and their race in general are built like tanks. If you see one charging you, you either get out of the way or hope you have enough armor piercing rounds to take it down before it reaches you.

[hellshot]

Any group of mixed company can get loud, if the right circumstances are available.

Maybe you should be happy for the quiet, unless you revel in that sort of thing.

[He's so friendly.]

Sounds like a pain to deal with. Both as an ally or a foe.
Haven't seen anything like that here. Nothing that isn't a snarling, mindless monster on the other side of the wall.

I'll keep both eyes out.

text | @altin

[bringbackgold]

What won't kill you? They are pretty accommodating of special diets.

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[dispenserofjustice]

I wouldn't call it "special," just in the minority. At most, the types of food that humans and other levo species eat would just pass through the body unnoticed. At worst, there would be a severe allergic reaction that could be fatal.

How do they accommodate "special diets," exactly?

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[bringbackgold]

Humans? So you're not one?

I was thinking more gluten-free or other human diets. But they still likely can accommodate you with things from the grocery stores.

video; un: sg.rogers

[livingsymbol]

I'd be happy to help if I can. You should have a place available in the housing unit if you'd like it. And- What can you eat?

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[dispenserofjustice]

[Might as well reply in kind, right?]

Thanks, but as far as housing goes, I think we have that issue resolved.

[It's going to be the blind leading the blind on that, but it's not like Garrus will realize this until later.]

As for what I can eat? I can eat anything as long as it's dextro and not levo. I'm starting to think that it might be my universe that is the odd one out on that.

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[livingsymbol]

[ Steve nods both in acceptance of Garrus's answer and as a greeting. Hello, stranger. The part about food visibly confuses him, and the blond's eyebrows press toward each other as he hears the new words.]

Sorry, I've never heard food described that way. But I'm sure there's a way to find what you need. Can you give me an example?

text; @meow

[maskerading]

Do you have frequent run ins with murderous sandwiches or spaghetti trying to strangle you?

[ 'Cause how many ways could food possibly kill you, really. ]

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[dispenserofjustice]

Yes. Many, many times. I have been personally victimized by this spaghetti.

Voice; @the.boneless

[ragnarsson]

[Ivar is strongly reminded of his brothers for a moment, if only because any one of them would have done the exact same thing coming through the portal. Swing first, ask questions later, that was how most Vikings operated.]

What do you eat? Beings from other dimensions?

[He has a roommate who eats some pretty weird stuff, so he's not discounting anything he hears.]

voice | un: vakarian

[dispenserofjustice]

You caught me. I eat the livers of small children to fuel my dark purposes.

[Only wait. Someone might take that seriously.]

Uh... Honestly, it's not exactly a what. I don't have food allergies, but I'm unable to eat what humans can. Basically.