Video | username: fall3n1

[hellicious]

[The video opens on a rather ecstatic looking face, the Devil seemingly pleased beyond all measure as he stands in what appears to be an abandoned club.]

Hello, hello, you lovely duckies, you. Lucifer, here, and I'm thrilled to be able to share the news that through whatever means that I'm not currently questioning, my bar's wound up being sucked through that lovely portal. Or something. Not too sure on the specifics, but again, not questioning. To anyone who noticed a rather tall building appear, that'd be mine. Well, it is now. Papers signed and everything. Ladies and gentlemen... and others, welcome to Lux.

[There was a moment where he paused and turned the camera around, showing the interior of Quarantine's newest posh bar, then the screen was back on him and his too-pleased smile.]

While I'd love to open it as is, since everything including top shelf alcohol seems to have come through with it, I'm a bit short on staff. And by short I mean completely bereft. So, if anyone's interested in bartending, dancing, or finding another occupation that may be needed here, do please contact me. My new quarters will be in the Penthouse -- which reminds me, there's scads of floors here that are free, so I'm leasing space as well to anyone who's of a need. I'm sure there's a deal to be made for anyone interested.



[*note: There's a semi-walkthrough video here for a better look of the interior of the club, for those interested.]

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video | un: detdecker

[couldkillthedevil]

[Have a very shocked, wide-eyed Chloe staring at you, Lucifer. And the entire building that's apparently flung through space and time to find you.

Incredulously,]

Lux. Lux came through the portal. An entire building.

[hellicious]

[Wasn't it wonderful? His building had to come find him and now he had a proper bed. A proper bed, Chloe.]

Look for yourself, love. You're familiar enough with it. It's up on the North side of the city. Near that lovely posh hotel. It even picked the perfect area to appear in.

[He seemed giddy over it.]

And everything's all to rights upstairs, too. All of it.

[couldkillthedevil]

[Oh, she sees it. The bed is currently the last thing on her mind because an entire building and everything inside it somehow landed right where he would find it and with perfect structural integrity.]

How's that even --

[Nope. Nope. Bringing it back in.]

No, you know what? I'm just gonna run with it. Lux is here. Because of course it is.

[hellicious]

Everything's as it should be. I was just thinking how I missed it -- and my pianos. And now here they are and I've even got space to rent out. Isn't it lovely?

Come over.

audio; un: stranger.things

[potentialed]

[ He's not all that surprised after one of the sanctums showed up through the portal. If anything, he's wondering what will turn up next, at this rate. While the bar itself feels tempting, it's the mention of floors being leased that grabs his attention the most. He would definitely appreciate having some privacy again. ]

What kind of a deal?

[ He is the Devil, after all. ]

permanent audio

[hellicious]

I've never failed to find something to suit both parties. It can be financial, if that's what you'd prefer. Or I.O.Us. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement. What exactly are you looking for?

[potentialed]

I.O.Us? Like some kind of Godfather arrangement?

[ But would he actually do a favor for the Devil? ]

One or two bedrooms. Doesn't have to be anything fancy. Just wanting to get away from communal housing.

[hellicious]

If that's to your liking, and if there's something you could owe that would equal the favor.

Why don't you come by later, mm? We can take a look at what's available. I haven't really gone through most of them by myself. Just had the two that were mine and the rest of the building used to belong to some other chap. I'm sure we can find something fitting for you.

video | un: cphantom (i apologize in advance for his being a shit)

[sweetlies]

[Excuse the look of absolute disbelief the small thirteen year old is directing towards Lucifer.]

Lucifer? Like the angel that supposedly fell from grace? [It takes him a bit to get the username. You damn modern people with your numbers for letters.] You must have a grand time making friends.

I play a wide variety of shits, including this one. It's par for the course.

[hellicious]

...

[Eww. It's a child. There's a visible look of distaste on his face as he debates the best way to reply that isn't just turning the feed off.]

Exactly like that. Lucifer Morningstar. Literal Satan. Good, now have a little laugh and let's be on with our day, shall we? Go... do your homework or eat pudding or whatever children do.

[sweetlies]

[Ugh. Sebastian would stomach this better, he's sure.

And the look is met with a bit of disdain of his own. As much as he can manage anyway with one eye.]

I'm not a child. And I don't attend the university, nothing they offer holds my interest.

And why would I laugh? The concept of Satan, God, Heaven, Hell, isn't a subject one typically laughs at, is it? However ridiculous one individual might find it.

[hellicious]

You bloody well are so. Unless you're some terrifyingly creepy 'immortal' that only looks like a child. That's even worse, really.

[Children terrify him. Keep them away. Hiss.]

The reality of Satan, Dad, and Heaven generally garner a few chuckles. Even from the most religious of prats.

video; un: ghostking

[deathkid]

[ yeah, he's not much interested in the club. not when he's a bouncer for the competition. no, there's something else he's interested in. ]

Lucifer. As in the fallen angel from Christianity?

[hellicious]

[Lucifer has no problem with there being competition. Tastes varied, after all, and while someone might like Lux one night, they might be in the mood for something different another. He was more than happy to let people do as they preferred, and if that meant visiting another establishment, well... good for them. Competition was healthy, after all. Conformity was the death of Free Will. But, of course, he has to have people more interested with his name than his lovely club, and that has him rolling his eyes a little. Come now, people. This isn't the first time he's been on the network. Honestly.]

Yes, the one and the same. I'm the Devil. Dad's a prick. Can we move on to more palatable subjects?

[deathkid]

[ sorry, luci. it's the name that draws his attention because where he's from, well... ]

I didn't know you existed. [ a shrug. he supposes if the greek/roman, egyptian, and norse pantheons exist, there's nothing to say the christian one doesn't. ] I'm a little surprised. So you run a bar instead of- [ finger quotes. ] -Hell?

[hellicious]

I hear that a lot. Not even just from those here with their own little gods and whatnot.

[It wasn't meant as an insult, Nico. He just... well. He was Satan. A ten billion year old man child. Sorry?]

Did the latter until I'd had enough. Even I'm allowed Free Will -- if I want it badly enough.

[AKA, cutting off his wings.]

Video; un Katie.Kates

[littlemisskate]

Do you need any waitresses?

[She isn't the sort of person who dances or knows how to mix drinks but if the Gecko's ever arrived here they'd probably find their way to Lucifer's bar. It'd be a good place to work while she was here.]

[hellicious]

I most certainly do. Have you any experience? Not that I don't mind people learning on the job. I've never really understood the mentality that all positions require x amount of years experience. Where the bloody hell are they supposed to get that from?

[littlemisskate]

I don't have a lot of experiance but I know that it's something I can do. I'd be willing to learn how to tend the bar as well.

Everyone has to start somewhere.

voice | un:j.jones

[hardedged]

A deal.

[ from a shady guy named lucifer. ah, yes. not ominous at all. ]

[hellicious]

Yes? I'm always keen on striking up one of those. Did anything catch your interest? Dancer? Bartender? Bouncer?

[Lucifer was an equal opportunity boss. He'd hire male dancers and bartenders as well as female bouncers, if they could handle it and wanted a spot.]

[hardedged]

[ jess as a dancer, can you imagine... #yikes ]

Pass. Not sticking around this hellhole for long.

[ besides, the shitheads in charge already assigned her a job. ]

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[angelic_archer]

[There's a tiny corner of Alec's mind that is ready to panic even as he tells himself that in other realities the name Lucifer might be common and it doesn't mean what he assumes... until there's a mention of deals. And there is that user name that implies things that makes Alec nervous.

He's probably making assumptions. It may not be what he thinks. He looks remarkably calm considering the fact that he might be talking to one of Magnus' relatives.]

Are you really him?

[Might as well get the big question out of the way before he starts getting paranoid about other Princes showing up.]

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[hellicious]

Him? I'm certainly a him, though there could be plenty of hims you mean, but judging by that tone, I'm going to guess you mean 'the' him, by which I, and you, mean Satan? Then yes, yes I am. Don't worry, I don't bite -- unless you ask nicely. Or, I used to. Monogamy's a fun thing, mm?

[angelic_archer]

Usually we refer to him - [Would 'you' be the right word. Alec's not sure if he's ready to deal with that yet. Especially when he isn't sure of Magnus' connections to the Princes of Hell.] - as the Morning Star.

It is fun with the right person. [The Devil is in a monogamous relationship? Alec has the feeling this conversation is going to break his brain.] Our significant others probably wouldn't want me to ask you to bite.